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Secretly Stephie

I am here for Friends

About Me

"Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier." - Mother Teresa... Not sure if that really describes me, but that's secretly my goal when we're hanging out.Sagacious and sprightly. A conversational tsunami. I love my friends to pieces. If you don't laugh at my jokes, you will be tickled and pretend karate-chopped. I rarely argue with people, but when it happens I prefer to settle things with a dance-off. ..I like to learn about people and their stories, and I'd much rather hang out one-on-one with a bottle of wine than scream over a crowd. I like writing about life - the saddest or most embarrassing experiences can be positive and even hilarious; it's all in the approach and the approach is up to you. I will read anything that's in front of me, even if it's crap. I've been called a Spatula and I am touched. I've also been told I have a big heart, and I think that's fantastic because that means there's more room for you.
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My Interests

BACCHANALIA!!!Writing, trouble, traveling, sculpting, reading, harmonicas, cryptozoology, epigraphs, artichoke hearts, sentence fragments, making babies laugh, barbeques, snuggling, karaoke, giant goofy dogs, oragami, clumsy bike rides to 7-11, monkeys, green sharpies, coloring books, running, and staying up all night



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I'd like to meet:

"Choosing the right friends is a life-or-death matter. I've always considered that possibly my highest talent - recognizing and keeping good friends." - Hunter S. Thompson People who are passionate about their lives and compassionate towards others. Anyone who's up for an adventure. I try to surround myself with people who make me laugh and teach me something new. Life's a lot more fun that way.People with great big knee-slapping laughs, because they make everything seem funnier. Someone who will serenade me with "To Be with You" by Mr. Big. Blanket Jackson. Lloyd Dobler. Jim from The Office. A new Woogs. Pub crawling cohorts. People with big hearts. Boys who wear hoodies and don't cry when I beat them at Tetris. People who make silly faces when I take their picture. People who love getting lots of hugs!!!

And most especially...

Eugene gives me butterflies; can I marry him please?

Music:

I love the bridge of practically every song, even the songs that I hate. Key changes do something funny to my heart. Throw a gospel choir, harmonica or handclaps into the mix and it's an instant favorite.

My very favorites are songs where a million people are banging on drums and yelling in the background and it sounds like a party.

The Clash, Gogol Bordello, The Beatles, Beastie Boys, Nouvelle Vague, Mates of State, The Polyphonic Spree, Gorillaz, Violent Femmes, Daft Punk, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Junior Senior, most Motown, Darren D'Amato, Grace Basement, The Takedown, The Pubes, Jackson 5, Love, Salt 'n Pepa, TLC, Bjork, Queen, MC Pee Pants, The Clash, The Clash, The Clash and of course, Aretha

Movies:

Amelie is my all-time favorite, and a close second goes to anything touched by Judd Apatow, Wes Anderson or Cameron Crowe. Beyond that, just read everyone else's list... I mean, you like Goonies, too? No shit?
Here's what I always like and what I want more of: Camps, Cults and Choirs. If you could figure out a way to merge "Wet Hot American Summer" with "The Fighting Temptations" and the Manson Family, I would probably watch it every day.

Television:

This American Life, Dexter, Lost, Heroes, Veronica Mars, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Big Love, Project Runway, Dr. Katz, Aquateen Hunger Force, Undeclared, Made, Voltron, Buffy, Twin Peaks, Cheaters and (shhh!) Smallville

Books:

Currently Reading:King Dork by Frank PortmanEverything by Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Klosterman, and Augusten Burroughs. A Confederacy of Dunces, any illustrated Children's Bible, Free To Be You and Me, Why Moms Are Weird, most Shakespeare, One Hundred Demons, Helter Skelter, High Fidelity, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Moll Flanders, The Princess Bride, The Low End of Higher Things, The Mezzanine, The Cheese Stands Alone, The Bad Seed, The Chronicles of Narnia, and (secretly) the Harry Potter series

Heroes:

Big hearts...

big imaginations...

and big personalities.

Mostly, anyone who just goes for it:


My Blog

Stephies Got The Deets

Too bad those don't make me drowsy. They do more of the opposite in fact.
Posted by Secretly Stephie on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:52:00 PST

Stephie Rediscovers Summer Vacation

I don't remember hot back-up dancers and mime attacks, but the Bomb Pop was a nice throwback....
Posted by Secretly Stephie on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:25:00 PST

Stephie And Her Grandma Beat Up Old People

I also high fived Mates of State, heard my voice onscreen at the Tivoli, and was forced by tickling to see a reggae band. ...
Posted by Secretly Stephie on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:53:00 PST

Stephie Keeps Her Cool, Then Kills Something

I'm honestly impressed with myself - three years ago I would have had a nervous breakdown about this.Also, I really hope Coire doesn't disown me for this one....
Posted by Secretly Stephie on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:52:00 PST

Stephie Is Losing Her Sh*t In The Best Way

Making movies, Mates of State and puppies. It's almost too much.And for the full-fledged stalkers (all two of you), here are how some old stories have continued....
Posted by Secretly Stephie on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:06:00 PST

Stephie Wants To Write A Clever Title But Her Roommate Keeps Jabbering

So I will just say: CHEESEBURGER CAKE. Cheeseburger CAAAAAAAAKE.HE IS STILL READING OUT LOUD. AAAGGGHHH!...
Posted by Secretly Stephie on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:26:00 PST

Stephie Saves The Economy

And I'd better get invited to all of these gay weddings....
Posted by Secretly Stephie on Tue, 27 May 2008 06:56:00 PST

Stephie Declares a TRL WAR

Any video from 1999-2000 is ice cream for dinner. SOOOOOO great. No matter how much you hated them back in the day, you will love them now. This I swear.Spice Girl Suckerpunch! Show me what y...
Posted by Secretly Stephie on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:14:00 PST

Stephie Is Drawing A Blank

I wish RØB a happy belated birthday with videos of boys. Okay, I actually didnt get him anything; I just had these laying around....
Posted by Secretly Stephie on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:40:00 PST

Stephie Gets Seasick In Her Cubicle

Yes, I am back... and bumping into things repeatedly.
Posted by Secretly Stephie on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:47:00 PST