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mikey manker

ain’t got nothing on me

About Me

I currently have writers block. It sucks.


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My Interests

Clap For Joan, Stand-Up Comedy, Whiskey, Traveling, Autumn and Spring, Roller Coasters, Halloween, Girls Who Wear Short Denim Skirts, Practicing Excess In Moderation

I'd like to meet:


Mikey Manker- waiting tables
..break up sketch

Music:

Oasis, Duncan Sheik, The Libertines, Babyshambles, The Beatles, The Stone Roses, Blur, Eazy-E, Janet Jackson, Toad The Wet Sprocket, The Refreshments, The Toadies, Tori Amos, Lisa Loeb, Tony Toni Tone, The Verve. Oh, and there are at least 2 songs on my Ipod by The Spice Girls

Movies:

Every movie should be "The Dark Knight"

Television:

If it is not "Ghost Hunters", then I hate it.

Books:

Bearenstein Bears And The Bill Control Mis-Hap

Heroes:

My mom.

My Blog

This really is a blog.

Sorry guys, I tried posting a blog last night but i must have fucked up the part where I actually hit the post button.Anyway, I was letting you know that I got in trouble at work last night because th...
Posted by mikey manker on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:56:00 PST

so the cats out of the bag...

conversation between the 27 year old me and the 28 year old me. This coversation takes place on August 13th, 2008 28 YEAR OLD ME- Whats up, Mikey? 27 YEAR OLD ME - OMG, you look just li...
Posted by mikey manker on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:14:00 PST

Hired! A complete list of jobs I have had. Part 2

Here we go. Time: May 2001 - January 2002Job: Landscaper So, I quit Best Buy because I needed more hours and my best friend's sisters' boyfriend said I could work for this landscaping company. Didnt s...
Posted by mikey manker on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:47:00 PST

As I type this, my roomate is hanging out our 3rd story apartment window cutting his own hair.

Yep, Mort is using a pair of giant cutting shears to cut his mop top hair. Every couple of shears he pops his head back inside to check the status of his cuts and to glance at me for silent appro...
Posted by mikey manker on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:10:00 PST

well maybe i’ll call or write you a letter, or maybe we’ll see on the 4th of july

happy 4th. I went down to the Taste Of Chicago today. Here is a run down of things I learned. - If you get lost from your party, it is wise to text your location to the rest of the group so they can e...
Posted by mikey manker on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:13:00 PST

Cubs vs. Sox! or, the most annoying weekend ever

I have officially experienced my first ever subway series. Yes this weekend marked the 2008 edition of the epic crosstown rivalry between the Chicago White Sox and the Chicago Cubs. If you missed any ...
Posted by mikey manker on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:13:00 PST

Hired! A complete list of jobs I have had.

I really wanted to write a blog today. Problem is I am suffering from a severe bout of writters block, as well as a cold. Yes, I have a cold. Its mid-June, and I am feeling like shit. I fucking l...
Posted by mikey manker on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:07:00 PST

No longer am I a stranger to the world of the cell phone

Yep. After a month or so of being cell-impaired, I finally have a phone again, and a new number. A. Hillarious. New. Number. my new  is 314-456-3474 Yes, 4-5-6...it totally sounds like a childs p...
Posted by mikey manker on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:06:00 PST

Top Gun review.

Remember back in February I posted what turned out to be my most popular blog entitles "Full House vs. Mama's Family" or "Mama's Family vs. Full House"? I am not sure how I titled it and dont want to ...
Posted by mikey manker on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:42:00 PST

it seems so out of context, in this gaudy apartment complex

things... I think it would be wicked funny if Chef Boyardee opened his own restaurant. The menu would be very large with a huge variety of items including appetizers, entrees, salads and des...
Posted by mikey manker on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 09:53:00 PST