I Have No Idea How Far A Mile Is... |
I have no idea how far a mile is. At my age that is definitely something you should know. I remember being told to run a mile when I was a kid, but I was fat so I would just walk it. The teacher wo...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 12:14:00 GMT |
Picking Up Steam |
Check it. This month's show is going to be a real hum-fucking-dinger. There are, as usual, a new line-up of comedians, new surprise sketches and a very special musical guest... Superfun Yeah Yeah R...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:30:00 GMT |
A big round of applause for YOU |
I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who attended / helped with the show last night. I couldn't have done it without you. Any moment I have where I am not at work I am trying to put on these m...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:20:00 GMT |
Drunk Vs. Sober |
If you want to see a video of Joe Murray and me debating DRUNK VS. SOBER, then go here:http://www.yesnoyesno.com/Default.aspx?id=28&tabid=75I am the one who lost.
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:51:00 GMT |
Burning In Water, Drowning In Flames |
My brother is a hero, I am not. I have come to realize that lately, and that's okay. True story: My brother, Pat, o...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:57:00 GMT |
Know That Its All For The Best |
Lets just say last night's show at Laughs didn't end well. But that doesn't mean the night didn't have its fair share of perks.
DOWNS: Right before I took the stage, one of the audience me...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:44:00 GMT |
We All Know Dog Fighting Is Wrong... |
But this is HILARIOUS!Even though pro football player Michael Vick was found to have an illegal dog fighting operation on his property, but if it meant we could have this video... IT WAS WORTH IT!
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Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 14:55:00 GMT |
So... What Exactly Have I been Doing? |
First off, let me just start by saying THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! to everyone who came out last weekend to the Craig Gass shows at Laughs on the Landing, you guys rock! It was hands down one of ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:32:00 GMT |
Lord Carrett Taking Stock: Tolerated Joke Theft |
***PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS AN ARTICLE WRITTEN FOR PUNCHLINE MAGAZINE (www.punchlinemagazine.com). I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS COOL AND WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH YOU***
Guest Blogger: Lord Carr...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:50:00 GMT |
Papercut Skin |
FINALLY FREE!!!
I quit one of my jobs yesterday and I couldn't be happier... Sort of.
I have been planning on quitting for months; I was terribly underappreciated and couldn't take it anym...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:55:00 GMT |
