I once dyed my hair black but it turned green instead. I like people who like tattoos. I have a huge phobia of papercuts. I love to skateboard but am truely terrible at it. For some reason I always worry about biting my toungue when I walk downstairs. I think a Hurley hat will make anyone look daper.
I like silly people. The word pantaloons makes me giggle. I truly believe there is no party like a hall and oates party. I had a cat growing up named Pet. I don't get mad or upset very often. My eyebrows are nice.
I have the worst luck on the planet. Impolite people frustrate me. If I know somebody is mad at me I will be super nice to irritate them even more. I have a lot of "when i was in college" stories that I will never tell my future kids about but I will totally tell my grandkids. I say totally a lot.
I think the best feeling in the world is when you hear music and it is so good that it gives you goosebumps. Everytime I hear Ben Folds's song Fred Jones (part 2) I cry. I like to be the first person in my group to discover a new band. I am starting to accomplish everything that I want out of life because I am just now realizing what I want.
I don't like when people get stabbed. I think the best way to cheer somebody up is to build them a fort. I got a tattoo of a duck above my ass crack so i could ask people if they have seen my butt quack.
On my resume my special skills are robot dancing, zamboni driving and Golden Tee champion. I used to be a competitive figure skater. I wish I knew how to invest in the stock market. I think guys with beards and chunky glasses are sexy. I have an addiction to Vans and band tees.
Urination is the theme in the majority of my film work (seen here----)-word.
