My lil showzie! |
Are you guys as excited about this show I'm doing at the Annoyance as I am? I know I am! Just look at that hilarious show poster to the left of this blog! And it starts this Sunday! People that ...
Posted by Mort on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:54:00 PST |
Ive blogged again! |
Hey dudes. It's been quite a while since I've blogged so I'll post another right quick to let people know that I'm still alive.
For the last 6 months or so I've been on tour with Mission Improvable. ...
Posted by Mort on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:48:00 PST |
Dearest Dudes, |
I got fired from the law firm this week. Its for the best. I needed to get a job that I didn't hate, and this will hopefully kickstart me into the job hunt. My friend Josh told me not to do a "final b...
Posted by Mort on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:08:00 PST |
Looks like the joke is on the Joke Man! |
I was in St. Louis for the weekend. It was an awful lot of fun. I hung out with a bunch of friends, did some stand up, and did tons of family crap. The heat index got up to a hundred thousand degrees ...
Posted by Mort on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:19:00 PST |
Dennis Hopper is the greatest person who has ever lived. |
I'm currently re-reading Easy Riders, Raging Bulls. It's a taudry, gossipy book about 70's cinema. It's a fun read. There's tons of great stuff about what a maniac Coppala was and what a nerd Speilber...
Posted by Mort on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:57:00 PST |
Rude! |
Hey gang. Here's the newest 2 Rude Dudes video: Netflarx
And check out Pizza Hut as well. ...
Posted by Mort on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:41:00 PST |
Un imbecile |
Have you guys been to La Crepperie on Clark? Crap, it's great. It's super French. You can order pre-meal cheese which they bring out on a wooden cutting board. They hold it towards you like a bot...
Posted by Mort on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:47:00 PST |
Not sleeping or eating makes Mort crabby and gay. |
It's official. I'm old. I'm now listening to Beethoven on my ipod. Standing in the rain, listening to Beethoven. I feel like I'm my uncle Dave. Who's a pretty solid guy. He was in town a few week...
Posted by Mort on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:17:00 PST |
Huge hands. |
Nationwide Video, my former place of employment, allowed us to leave notes on peoples accounts. They were sometimes silly: "Chicks? Dicks? This guy can't choose. Get 'em both pal!" Sometimes a l...
Posted by Mort on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:59:00 PST |
And then man, then, Reed wrote Heroin and the whole world changed. |
So I've decided that I'm lactose intolerant intolerant. Cause fuck that shit, you know? "Wah wah, I don't have the proper enzyme to digest dairy." "No, sorry, I can't eat that yogurt you're offe...
Posted by Mort on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:58:00 PST |
