You can leave your hat on |
How did I not know about the awesome retail spectacle that is Garden Ridge. Did I need the decorative hat box? No. Do I have any hats to put in it? No. Did I let that stop me from tossing that sucker ... Posted by Her? on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:15:00 PST |
Third Eye Blind |
I awoke this morning to one of the largest, most frightening pimples in existence. I think this thing has it's own weather system; It's literally painful to touch. Normally I would just slather on som... Posted by Her? on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:50:00 PST |
Take this blog and shove it |
Things I don't understand this week:
1. Why my co-worker insists on sending me e-mails when I sit less than a foot away from him.
2. Why the gas company has given me an appointment to turn the ga... Posted by Her? on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:12:00 PST |
The Power of Christ Compels You |
Satan seems to have attached himself to my nasal cavity. The past two days have been a non stop barrage of mucus, snot and a non-stop barrage of throat shredding coughs. As I lay in bed trying to drif... Posted by Her? on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:07:00 PST |
The Candyman Can |
The problem with Halloween is my utter lack of self-restraint when placed in front of a large bowl full of Fun-Size Peanut M&M's and special dark Hershey bars. At the mere sight of that shiny... Posted by Her? on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:49:00 PST |
The good lord put girdles on this earth for a reason |
Another year, another Rocky Horror Picture Show midnight screening. I made through the whole experience relatively unharmed, except for a few emotional scars stemming from repeated sightings of husky ... Posted by Her? on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:17:00 PST |
This crack house is not a home |
I've come to terms with the fact that my neighbors will not stop selling drugs or shouting lewd comments at me when I walk to my car. This combined with my recent water bug infestation have forced me ... Posted by Her? on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:19:00 PST |
It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand |
My one year old niece said my name today and my heart swelled with pride. Alright so maybe my name isn't exactly pronounced "Jeepy", but I knew what she meant. Besides Jeepy has kind of a nice ring to... Posted by Her? on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:03:00 PST |
I can’t stand the rain |
Dear Webster University,
Thank you for waiting until the precise moment I was leaving the building to turn your sprinkler system. Don't let the fact that the quad is barely the size of a baseball diam... Posted by Her? on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:19:00 PST |
Hey pretty pretty......... |
To the gentleman sitting on neighbor's porch last night.............I'm not sure what you meant by "gurrrrrrrrl I would get all up in that shit", but I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't yell it out to m... Posted by Her? on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:15:00 PST |