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About Me

For starters, I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. I could tell you more about how COOL I am, but I think my extensive beanie baby collection speaks for itself.

My Interests

Music:

sad boys singing sad songs about mean girls that broke their fragile hearts.

Television:

Extras, Prison Break, Rome, Spaced, Lost, Dr. Who, Arrested Development, Flight of the Conchords, Robin Hood

Books:

The Great Gatsby, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Lovely Bones, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs

My Blog

You can leave your hat on

How did I not know about the awesome retail spectacle that is Garden Ridge. Did I need the decorative hat box? No. Do I have any hats to put in it? No. Did I let that stop me from tossing that sucker ...
Posted by Her? on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:15:00 PST

Third Eye Blind

I awoke this morning to one of the largest, most frightening pimples in existence. I think this thing has it's own weather system; It's literally painful to touch. Normally I would just slather on som...
Posted by Her? on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:50:00 PST

Take this blog and shove it

Things I don't understand this week: 1. Why my co-worker insists on sending me e-mails when I sit less than a foot away from him. 2. Why the gas company has given me an appointment to turn the ga...
Posted by Her? on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:12:00 PST

The Power of Christ Compels You

Satan seems to have attached himself to my nasal cavity. The past two days have been a non stop barrage of mucus, snot and a non-stop barrage of throat shredding coughs. As I lay in bed trying to drif...
Posted by Her? on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:07:00 PST

The Candyman Can

The problem with Halloween is my utter lack of self-restraint when placed in front of a large bowl full of Fun-Size Peanut M&M's and special dark Hershey bars. At the mere sight of that shiny...
Posted by Her? on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:49:00 PST

The good lord put girdles on this earth for a reason

Another year, another Rocky Horror Picture Show midnight screening. I made through the whole experience relatively unharmed, except for a few emotional scars stemming from repeated sightings of husky ...
Posted by Her? on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:17:00 PST

This crack house is not a home

I've come to terms with the fact that my neighbors will not stop selling drugs or shouting lewd comments at me when I walk to my car. This combined with my recent water bug infestation have forced me ...
Posted by Her? on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:19:00 PST

It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand

My one year old niece said my name today and my heart swelled with pride. Alright so maybe my name isn't exactly pronounced "Jeepy", but I knew what she meant. Besides Jeepy has kind of a nice ring to...
Posted by Her? on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:03:00 PST

I can’t stand the rain

Dear Webster University, Thank you for waiting until the precise moment I was leaving the building to turn your sprinkler system. Don't let the fact that the quad is barely the size of a baseball diam...
Posted by Her? on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:19:00 PST

Hey pretty pretty.........

To the gentleman sitting on neighbor's porch last night.............I'm not sure what you meant by "gurrrrrrrrl I would get all up in that shit", but I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't yell it out to m...
Posted by Her? on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:15:00 PST