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My own man

The summer of woe gives itself to the forthcoming fall of tomfoolery. Surely.

About Me

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 zero.I am a combination of these people.

My Interests

Yoko Ono

I'd like to meet:

Yoko Ono. Criers. Crazy women who hate themselves. The men who fuck those women.

Music:

If it's not in your head, you don't need to hear it.

Movies:

sure. the last dragon. vernon florida. the bad seed. punch drunk love. off the charts- the song-poem story. raising arizona. the cruise. don't look back. rize. lolita 1962and1997. the boys from brazil. night of the hunter. dolemite. the human tornado. 5000 fingers of dr. t. basket case. band of outsiders. cooley high. respect yourself: the stax records story. the lion in winter. grey gardens. breakin'. 12 angery men. heavy traffic. the little foxes. jezebel. amadeus. dial m for murder. wet hot american summer. diva. velvet goldmine. a shadow of a doubt. man bites dog. the apartment. warriors. the jerk. the last temptation of christ. the wizard. belle de jour. dig. the decline of western civilization II: the metal years. the honeymoon killers. thelonious monk: straight no chasers. harold and maude. french french french and french.

Television:

Sex and the City has ruined our nations daughters.

Books:

The Dictionary of Cultural Literacy

Heroes:

Napoleon, Hitler, Mussolini, Pol Pot, Papa Doc Duvalier, Idi Amin, Joseph Stalin, Henry VIII, Richard III, Robespierre, The Marcos Family (Philippines), Mao Zedong (little red book!), Fld. Marshal Tojo, Pinochet, Qadaffi, Juan and Eva Peron, Gen. Franco of Spain, high tech me with computers and stuff

My Blog

Could be viewed as racist.

I have not bloggggged in a very long time. I suppose I've been a little bored with myself but mostly bored with you. I still can't think of anything to write about so here is brief bits of one of the ...
Posted by My own man on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:20:00 PST

A general snapkick in the teeth.

Things I think are funny right now.-Other people flipping people off. It's always so fucking lame, it's hilarious.-Dream catchers. I kind of want them ALL OVER my apartment. ALL OVER.-Other people's b...
Posted by My own man on Thu, 17 May 2007 03:16:00 PST

My foot is asleep AND I have hiccups

Just some things I've been saying."Fat people always think unimportant things are very important." said at brew and view when they took away our leftovers and bottled water. They were total assholes a...
Posted by My own man on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST

Don't Mess with Taxes

FUCK.To make myself feel better I thought I'd call up my other fuckup friends so that we could all have a funtime scramble to get our taxes in by midnight. I expected this.Andrew saying, "Taxes? I tha...
Posted by My own man on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:25:00 PST

And I'm giving up food for lent.

Firstly many of you may find this to be a bore either because 1. You don't know Rich Sohn or 2. Any and everything involving him in any way will most likely be a bore. For you I give you a list of the...
Posted by My own man on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:27:00 PST

Drop that retard baby or eat led.

A few things that changed my life (genuinely).This TV show.The first time I saw this show I had no idea what it was. I only knew that I wanted to be inside the TV. When it came out on DVD Erin Tucker ...
Posted by My own man on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:33:00 PST

The rain can't stop afternoon alcoholism.

So. Moments ago I was walking down the street in the rain. I stopped outside of the corner bar and was trying to decide if I wanted to add drinking on my work break to my long list of recent regrets. ...
Posted by My own man on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:20:00 PST

Emily Candini on ambition and how rape is cool

I've been thinking a lot lately about moving to NYC. I wonder if I have the dick to do it and not die while I'm there. Plus, I'd probably get raped all the time which I don't have that much of a probl...
Posted by My own man on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:21:00 PST

Want to lose weight? Part II: the issue RACISM

Want to lose weight? Sit in a car for nine hours, go to the Kankakee IL Poor Boy drive through, order a gyro, eat it, get out of the car and go dancing.I think I am dying.As the winter of vigor does g...
Posted by My own man on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:46:00 PST

Irene: the beggarly, the bourgeois, the haut monde

Irene made reference to me in a posting of this survey. I've never done one of these before, well once, as a response to a survey Lauren Lap posted and I only sent it to her. This is hers. I'll edit i...
Posted by My own man on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:03:00 PST