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Karmas a bitch. (Sharon Stone changes her name to Karma next week.)

Recently, Sharon Stone was asked for her take on the earthquakes that have rocked China, leaving more than 65,000 dead.  I must tip my hat to the journalists that stopped Sharon Stone on the red ...
Posted by Clayton Champagne on Tue, 27 May 2008 03:58:00 PST

Moster Mash!

A Pulitzer Prize winning author and senior Obama campaign advisor resigned today over remarks made during an interview with The Scotsman.  In the interview, Samantha Power not only said, "We fuck...
Posted by Clayton Champagne on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:42:00 PST

Eminem: Future Pulitzer Prize Winner... and other musings

Eminem plans to release a book detailing his thoughts and life this coming fall.  I'm assuming that the thoughts described will include some of the following: Kim Hailey Punching Kim in the mout...
Posted by Clayton Champagne on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:34:00 PST

Ill Koso Your Vo! (Or The Worst Blog Title Pertaining to Kosovo in History)

Kosovo declared its independence from Serbia this week, and I'd like to extend my congratulations.  To those who aren't quite up to date on the story of the Balkans, here's a quick rundown: &nbs...
Posted by Clayton Champagne on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:07:00 PST

Gimme gimme less

A lot is going on in our world during these times.  Kosovo has declared independence, President Bush is being heralded for his work in combating the African AIDS epidemic, Fidel Castro is stepping dow...
Posted by Clayton Champagne on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:03:00 PST

True Hollywood Story: I’m an Insensitive Program Description

It's 9:40 in the morning.  I woke up a little while ago.  I can't go back to sleep. I was just flipping through the channels and came across the E! network.  They're currently showing "...
Posted by Clayton Champagne on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:49:00 PST

A few suggestions for al-Qaeda and other extremist groups

It's been a little over six years since the tragedy that was September 11th. A lot of people have said that another attack on our country is inevitable, and I agree. Most likely, it is just a matter o...
Posted by Clayton Champagne on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:51:00 PST

Watching "Small Soldiers" at 3 am = Carpe Diem

It's been quite the productive day.  Here's a quick rundown of what I've accomplished: Reviewed outgoing phone calls and text messages from night before and began scheme to invent cell phone brea...
Posted by Clayton Champagne on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:18:00 PST

Aliens of Injustice

I didn't believe in aliens before.  But, after extensive evidence both near and afar, in addition to the research of Fox Mulder, I changed my tune.  However, recent discoveries are proving s...
Posted by Clayton Champagne on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:18:00 PST

Do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband?

Do you ever wonder if there are really religious gay men out there that have decided to abstain from sex until marriage?  Then, when the Supreme Court ruled against same-sex unions, they said, "O...
Posted by Clayton Champagne on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:57:00 PST