Ladies |
Hey Ladies,
It's Clawson. It aint like I walk around with my balls hanging out. What if my balls had nipples? Then you would want to see them...oddly enough, they do.
Word,
Clawson
&...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 00:35:00 GMT |
Mrs. Claus |
Hey People,
It's Clawson. After 25 years, the ceramic 5" statue of Mrs. Claus jumped off the shelf and broke her head off. It's been a rough winter for Mrs. Claus. She recently found...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:37:00 GMT |
A Gig |
Hey People,
It's Clawson. I have a gig coming up on January 12th (Friday) in Princeton, Illinois with Brett Erickson. It's in a bar called Schoonerz but if you look up directions on the in...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:30:00 GMT |
Michael Richards |
Hey People,
It's Clawson. I'm not sure if you guys saw Michael Richards, aka Kramer, lose his shit on the crowd at The Laugh Factory. My feelings are this. He said what he said for S...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 22:43:00 GMT |
Title? |
Hey People,
It's Clawson. Holy shit balls. I started out on a journey Friday night and it just ended. We're going to call the album "Double Booked." But the name that I or...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 23:44:00 GMT |
Pallbearer |
Hey People,
It's Clawson. Some sad news in the Clawson world. My grandpa passed away this past weekend. He was born in 1918 so it wasn't a big surprise. I had to tell the peopl...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:19:00 GMT |
Jeff Altman Is Comedy |
Hey People,
It's Clawson. I just got through reading Morgan Murphy's latest blog that had pictures of her and her friends jokingly in Tourgasm t-shirts. This got me thinking of another fin...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 21:20:00 GMT |
Back To School |
Hey People,
It's Clawson. Everybody that wants a pointless education that will advance them quicker at their job at Walmart went back to school last week.
I remember when I went to colleg...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:57:00 GMT |
Frisbee Golf In North County |
Hey People,
It's Clawson. I met up with a few of my friends from the Funnybone for frisbee golf on Sunday. Joe Lehnig, Gabe Kea, Mike Strantz, and myself headed into the woods around 4:30 ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 19:20:00 GMT |
Power Outage |
Hey People,
It's Clawson. I'm not sure how many of you know this but St. Louis had some crazy shit happen last week. The power went out on Wednesday and mine came back on Sunday. Som...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:45:00 GMT |
