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Matt Fugate

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Those Darn Teenagers

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Matt Fugate, stand-up comedian | G.L. Berg Entertainment!
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My Blog

The RNC Really Didn’t Think This Through

Given the party's stance on gay rights, can you imagine the lousy service they're going get in Twin Cities restaurants next week? Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, huh? Adam! Steve! Come over here and...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:05:00 GMT

Doing What I Can to Fill the Void

Just wanted to let you know I'll be contributing to two separate political blogs:obamacantbowl.netandgrumpyoldwhiteguy.comBecause there are not yet enough blogs on the Internet...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:10:00 GMT

Victory Chickens!

I was having breakfast with my dad a few weeks back, and he told me this story:My father grew up in Clinton, IA, and when he was four years old, he was riding the bus with his mother. At that time, 19...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 13:14:00 GMT

Say Hello to My Little Friends

At about 9:30 tonight, my son told me he got a call from a friend who told him that he had lice and would I take a look at his head to see if he did? Oh, did he ever. The smaller ones were building co...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:54:00 GMT

Come! Follow me into the abyss of microblogging...

So now I have a Twitter account, which seems to be designed to fill in all those little nooks and crannies of potential productivity left in the spaces between time spent on Myspace, Facebook, LiveJou...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:11:00 GMT

More on Celebrity Rehab

1. When the bespectacled guy in the hat mentions that people stop him at the bank and ask him if Jeff is going to survive the show, Brigitte Nielsen says to Jeff Conaway, "if only you knew how much pe...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:08:00 GMT

The Peanut’s Still Got It!

I know I should minimize the "cute things my kids do" stories, if for no other reason than to appease the joyless husks who find such things annoying, but I can’t resist this one.My just-turned ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:31:00 GMT

Remember when I said I’d bomb your city last?

Okay, so I just found out that the guy who played Sully in Commando, David Patrick Kelly, also played President Truman in Flags of Our Fathers.He also was the villain in Dreamscape, not to mention Jer...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:02:00 GMT

The Headline They Never Knew They Always Wanted to Write

Actual Reuters headline: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts.The article quotes her as saying, "Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems." The...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:21:00 GMT

How About "We’re Faultless and We’ll Make Sure You Are Too"?

I'm in a Panera Bread in Lexington, KY. Why? Because the very nice hotel in which I'm staying does not offer free wi-fi. Why is it that the nicer the hotel, the fewer the free perks?On the way down, I...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:57:00 GMT