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Mark Knope

THIS juice IS worth the squeeeeze...YESSS!!!

About Me

Easy going and all-around fun guy...I've been doing standup since '86...born in Trenton, MI; and raised in Wyandotte...I've lived in OH, NM, TX and CA...recently bought a place and moved BACK to Toledo...which is really just a suburb of Detroit...Toledo was "home" for me back in the early 80's, so...the culture shock wasn't all that severe!You can take the man outta Wyandotte, but...can't take the Wyandotte outta the man - it'll ALWAYS be "home" to me. VISIT www.knope.com - version 3.0 - JOIN MY EMAIL-NEWSLETTER!MORE NEWZ...I recently guested on THE BOB AND TOM SHOW and several cuts from my CD, "Don't Laugh...It'll Only Encourage Him" are in the rotation on XM Satellite Radio!Keep yer eyes peeled...you never know when I may end up booked at a club or event near YOU!I enjoy golf, movies, working out, dining out and - of course - interesting people.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)www.knope.com

My Interests

I LOVE GOLF...can't wait for the weather to break...I'm not THAT great at it, but...it's become a favorite activity in the spring/summer/fall! FORE!TRAVEL! I really enjoy places away-from-home...particularly when it's NOT biz-related! The more relaxing - the better!I'm a big fan of the Detroit teams - LIFELONG Tiger fan, Pistons, Red Wings AND Lions - no matter HOW mixed up their rosters and front offices seem to be at times! Win or lose - I'm with 'em. No fair-weather fan here...no way...as much as the Lions have sucked the past umpteen years, I'm with 'em.GO TIGERS!!! ALL THE WAY!!!I love movies - going to the theater is best, but...renting a couple DVDs and having a lazy Sunday can be fun, as well.

I'd like to meet:

People with an open-mind that like to have fun - keeping the drama to a minimum!

Music:

Mostly classic rock and old Motown/R&B...Stones, Clapton, Otis, Aretha, The Temps, Stevie, Aerosmith, Cocker, Beatles, heck, throw in Sinatra and The Monkees and I'm a happy camper!

Movies:

The Wizard of Oz, Dave, Rocky (I, II & V), All the Godfather flicks, Goodfellas, DIE HARD, Midnight Run, Shawshank Redemption, The Three Stooges, Animal House and the list goes on and on...popcorn, please; hold the butter.

Television:

Law & Order (and any of it's spinoffs), CSI, Two-and-a-Half Men, Entourage, SPORTSCENTER on ESPN and CNN...plus, a few Seinfeld and King of Queens reruns, too!

Heroes:

My parents...'nuff said?

My Blog

FEEL THE BURN...you can do it!

It's THAT time of year again, folks...Spring is (FINALLY) in the air - time to shed some of that "winter-coat" and get ready for the beach, right?With KUDOS to my friend, Bill Squire; I offer this ins...
Posted by Mark Knope on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:14:00 PST

I GOT YER SPRING...right here, right?

You’re kidding, right? Spring? Just because we set the clocks ahead a couple of weekends ago - by NO means dictates that it’s "SPRING." I woke up in St. Ignace, MI; this a.m. - with around...
Posted by Mark Knope on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:45:00 PST

OPERATION CHARLIE - A SUCCESS!!!

A BIG THANK-YOU to everyone that participated in OPERATION CHARLIE! Dad was amazed at all the cards he received this year - I'm betting he'd be a pretty popular guy on myspace, if he ever learned how ...
Posted by Mark Knope on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:20:00 PST

My first Christmas without mom...

I'm one lucky guy. I had my mom for 49 Christmases... She passed away on Sunday night - just two days ago. I'll miss her terribly, but...I'm content in knowing that she's no longer in pain and she has...
Posted by Mark Knope on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 08:13:00 PST

Mom AND Dad...and a favor, if you please?!?

Just a quick update - mom had another setback and was transferred back to ICU/isolation (yesterday) Wednesday morning. The staff at Henry Ford Wyandotte had detected that mom's heart-rate had elevated...
Posted by Mark Knope on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 06:36:00 PST

CRUISIN’ DOWN ROOT CANAL...

It's over - and I survived. I knew I would, but...ugghhh...I dunno how to explain it, but...I just HATE being in a dentist's chair. I don't even like walking into their office. They all have THAT sme...
Posted by Mark Knope on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:12:00 PST

My mom

*****To get some of you in "the loop" - my mom had another (either her third or fourth, depending on who's doing the counting) stroke back on Nov. 6th - it rendered her (literally) speechless for abou...
Posted by Mark Knope on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:23:00 PST

It had been a looong time...

My mom had (another) stroke last week - Tuesday morning, Nov. 6th. It's the third major stroke she's suffered in the past three-and-a-half years. This one left her without speech. She couldn't speak a...
Posted by Mark Knope on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:10:00 PST

GRUMPY? I think not...sleepy, perhaps.

..> I got up to Coon Rapids a bit earlier than I thought I would (after a brief meeting with Ken Reed, owner/GM of the new JOKE JOINT in Bloomington, MN) and the powers that be at GRUMPY'S took care...
Posted by Mark Knope on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:43:00 PST

FULL FRONTAL BART...AYE, KARUMBA!

I'm on the road in Iowa and had Thursday night off, right? The local theater in Coralville, IA; was advertising a 12:01 a.m. showing of "THE SIMPSONS" movie - what the heck, Steve Lind (my opening act...
Posted by Mark Knope on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:56:00 PST