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Laurie Kilmartin

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About Me


"... the best comedian we've seen this year... she throws away lines most comedians would die for..." - The Guardian, UK
"... remarkable poised crowd charmer, so strong now it's unbelievable..." - San Francisco Chronicle
"... she has that star charisma that makes an audience warm to her the second she hits the stage..." - Denver Post
4 Stars! - The Scotsman
"... she has a certain exuberance for performing. The audience likes her immediately..." - Contra Costa Times
"... Laurie's 5 minute set was absolute perfection..." - CringeHumor.net
"... Laurie is a real treat. Both women and men love her..." - The Entertainment Magazine
Shows I've been on:
Jimmy Kimmel Live VH1's Best Week Ever
White Boyz in Da Hood Tough Crowd w/ Colin Quinn
The Late Late Show What's so great about...
Shorties Watching Shorties Premium Blend
The World Stands Up USO Tour, Cuba
Redeye w/ Greg Gutfeld Verdict w/ Dan Abrams
The Today Show Countdown w/ Keith Olbermann
Shows I've written for:
The Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson
Tough Crowd w/ Colin Quinn
Search For America's Funniest Mom
Too Late w/ Adam Carolla
Last Comic Standing
The Best Man (pilot)
Festivals I've done:
Montreal: Masters Showcase
Aspen Comedy Festival
Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Montreal: New Faces
My website:Kilmartin.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cesar Millan, Dog Whisperer!

Television:

I wrote for Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn for two years. Some of my sketches can be seen on the video page of my website.

Tough Crowd Act 3s

Heroes: