My fam, my posse, comedy, originality, risk, Wacky Packages, good weather and a powerful engine.
David Spade, Frank McCourt, all secret descendents of Jesus, Abe Lincoln in a piano bar
Molly Hatchet, Skynard, Boston, Led Zep, The Kelly Family, Pre-Brinkley Billy Joel, Sinatra, Tom Jones, Humperdinck, Diamond, Serge Gainsbourg. Royal Crown Revue, Slipknot, Fear Factory and The Donnas for working out. Not buying any new music until Frances Bean Cobain drops one.
Boogie Nights, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Napolean Dynamite, Spiderman, Annie Hall, Take The Money And Run, Sleeper, Iron Monkey, Enter the Dragon, and all the ones I've appeared in that actually paid me.
Arrested Development (R.I.P.), My Name Is Earl, I Dream of Jeannie, CBS Sunday Morning, Conan, Letterman, Daily Show, Colbert Report, SNL, Mr. Show, The Venture Bros.
Bukowski, Fante, Kerouac, Ginsberg, Burroughs, Elliot (The Shroud of the Thwacker), Jonathan Lethem
My Wife Kathleen, Chris Elliot, Conan O'Brien, Jon Stewart, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Robert Smigel, James Downey, Alan Zweibel, Bruce Vilanch, Billy Crystal, George Carlin, Woody Allen, Brando, Dean, Nicholson, Hopper, NYPD (not LAPD) and FDNY who don't drunkenly bash each other with metal chairs on New Year's Eve.