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Hilary Schwartz

I have back pain and credit card debt...and I'm available.

About Me

I'm a comedian and human being, in that order. Also, check out my comedic country music band, the Manson Family Singers .

What People Are Saying about Hilary:

"The prettiest Jew I've ever seen." -Lee from the Projects

My Interests

Music, comedy, dogs, cats, books, daydreaming, whining, celebrities falling apart, staring at things like television, and discussing my numerous issues.

I'd like to meet:

My incredible fan(s)!

Music:

All-time favorites: Joni Mitchell (Yes, I'm an overly sensitive white chick. What do you want from me?), Van Morrison, Nanci Griffith, Bruce Springsteen, Jackson Browne, Neil Young, U2, Joan Armatrading, Fleetwood Mac (I think I'm living in the 1970s).And Doug Levitt because he's excellent and my brother. Also check out the amazing Athena Reich. And of course, the Manson Family Singers.

Movies:

"Fatal Attraction" (at least that's what I tell my dates)

Television:

Bravo, television for women and gays. "Lost."

Books:

Do you really expect me to list which books I’ve read in a sad attempt to prove I’m smart to MySpace readers? Really?

Heroes:

Joni Mitchell, Nanci Griffith, Stevie Nicks, and Oprah.

Also, ER doctors and people who know how to build bridges and tunnels and all the important stuff in the world I could never understand nor have the energy to do.