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Dawn Dumont

I like pretty men.

About Me

Tansi. That means hello in Cree. I know very few other words because that's just how it is. I don't have an Indian name, other than Dawn. We can pretend that's my Indian name if it makes you feel better. I don't give out *special* Native American backrubs anymore; my hands are tired. What? Okay fine, stop whining. My god, you can whine. Okay, there you go. Are you happy?

My Interests

Comedy, comedy, and, comedy. Also, hula hooping.

I'd like to meet:

People with trampolines. Seriously.

Music:

Nina Simone, Norah Jones, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Steve Earle, AC DC

Movies:

American Beauty, Once Were Warriors, Conan, Shawn of the Dead, Zoolander ... anything with Johnny Depp. And I do mean anything. I would watch that man take a crap. He's that good.

Television:

Arrested Development, The Daily Show, The Office (BRITISH), The Colbert Report.

Books:

Pride and Prejudice, The Chrysalids, Savage Sword of Conan, and anything by David Sedaris. I mean it, if Sedaris crapped on a book, I would read it. Okay doesn't work. But he is very good.

Heroes:

Crazyhorse.

My Blog

All or Nothing

I'm at an employment agency located in the southside of Edmonton.  Its occupied but not full.  There are people of various ages, and two little kids.  One is a serious looking 10 y...
Posted by Dawn Dumont on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:52:00 PST

Kick Me While Im Down

I never get sick.  I love saying that but now I'm going to have add this asterisk to that statement *except from between March 24th to April 7th, 2008. First it was a cold.  No biggie, I th...
Posted by Dawn Dumont on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:39:00 PST

Words

Favourite Words: 1. Seamlessly 2. Coy 3. Minuitiae 4. Agile Favourite Words to Write, but Would Never Attempt to Say: 1. Insoucient. 2. Eschew Favourite Phrase to Use in an Argument: 1. You&rsqu...
Posted by Dawn Dumont on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:37:00 PST

The All-Access Pass

I am working a new temp job located in Edmonton’s lovely downtown.  Every day they ask me if I will go permanent and every day I give the same insouciant shrug as if I have all the money in...
Posted by Dawn Dumont on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:06:00 PST

Kitty Finds Love - Chapter One

Samantha was a grey and white cat with a sleek head that had gotten her into and out of plent of tough places.  At one years old, Samantha considered herself a full grown adult but her mother, Mi...
Posted by Dawn Dumont on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:48:00 PST

Come One, Cum All

There is a difference between erotica and porn.  I'm not entirely sure  what the difference is, I suspect it has something to do with the desired outcome: one inspires passion, the ...
Posted by Dawn Dumont on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

Direct Marketing

Has anyone else noticed the prevalence of Native American companies on myspace?  On my page, I receive invites to attend a Native American Cruise, research my Native American genealogy and join ...
Posted by Dawn Dumont on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:24:00 PST

That Creepy Guy

He is tall.  And has dark hair.  His lower face juts forward in a ratlike way.  His hair is straight and cut into a shag.  It doesn't curl, ever.  It sits on his head, like st...
Posted by Dawn Dumont on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:31:00 PST

De Plane, De Plane

When I was younger my favourite show was Fantasy Island.  I loved everything about it: the white suits, the ocean, and of course Herve, the little person with the big speech impediment.  Ev...
Posted by Dawn Dumont on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:03:00 PST

The Ghost of Christmas Now

On Christmas Eve, my family made our annual jaunt to the local Catholic church.  I am no longer a member of that particular cult but I decided to attend because its the o...
Posted by Dawn Dumont on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:03:00 PST