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About Me

Hey there. My name is Darryl, what’s yours? I’m a stand-up comic originally from Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Canada. But now I live in California...the other "CA". In between I lived in Toronto for 7 years and New York City for 1 year. Basically all that means is that I’m getting old.
I’ve been on tv, I’ve been on the radio. No, I’m not rich and famous. Although once at a bar in NYC a girl asked me if I was somebody famous. So maybe I am famous and don’t know it. Although I’m sure that I’m not rich.
If you want to know more about me, which strikes me as odd, you should visit my website
little known facts about Darryl Purvis:
-though he has never read the Bible, like most comedians, he considers himself to be an expert on the subject
-as a child, he was actually taken from his parents by Children’s Aid and given to a pack of wolves. After a few weeks being raised by the wolves, he was given back to his parents only after it was discovered that his commute to school would be shorter.
-was the last ever draft pick of the NHL’s California Golden Seals. After it was discovered that he couldn’t skate, the team was disbanded. Sadly, the team folded just days before one of their most beloved annual promotions, the wildly popular "Club 2 Baby Seals To Death And Get A Free Small Pepsi Night".
-those voices in your head...its Darryl!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

drunkards...that's about it

My Blog

That ones blog

Look, I am the last person that will ever defend John McCain. The fact is, I am slightly frightened by him. The idea that somebody who was held captive and tortured could potentially be the leader of ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:34:00 GMT

Deadliness is next to Cleanliness

So I did something yesterday that I don't usually do...I did some cleaning. I've always said the only thing that cleaning does is create more problems. Wait, maybe that's what lying does...well cleani...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 20:20:00 GMT

I’m not good at Home Depoting

My brother and I went on a field trip today...as you might have guessed, we went to Home Depot. I can honestly say, that is a place where I should never go. Frankly, the only thing in that place I fee...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:26:00 GMT

Its ok to worship me...I am a hero

So a few blogs back I mentioned how I have decided to become a hero. (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, go read "I’m pretty self absorbed", its about me so its really good!!)...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:26:00 GMT

I dont have cancer...and other things you dont know about me

So as my many, many loyal reader knows from my last blog, I had a bit of scare with a mole recently. Not the "mommy, I think a mole is hiding under my bed" kind of scare. More of a cancer is coming fo...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Paging Dr. Rude!

So something happened recently that I should probably talk about. A few weeks ago, while shaving my chest for a swim meet...I'm very competitive...I noticed some peculiar moles. One looked kind of lik...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:14:00 GMT

Im pretty self absorbed...

and you might be self absorbed too, but I don't care, this is about me and not about you. Sometimes though, it becomes a little too apparent for my liking. Today for instance. I logged into ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 12:54:00 GMT

Wow...this might be a new level of lazy

I'm not gonna lie to you...frankly, if you are taking the time to read this, then you deserve my honesty...and I'm honest when I say, I'm a lazy, lazy man. So lazy in fact that I almost did not t...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:55:00 GMT

If You're Religious And You Know It Clap Your Hands!

You know what I love. I love writing jokes about things I see. I'm not a comic who tries to shock anybody. Generally, I'm not an overly shocking person...well, until you see the amount of back/chest h...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:00:00 GMT

Pride Fighting?

that has to be the worst name ever for an ultimate fighting league because to me, it just sounds like a bunch of gay guys fighting...in fact, it sounds like a parade of gay guys fighting. Why w...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:09:00 GMT