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About Me

I'm the fifth and final member of the coolest branch of sons-a-bitches alive to have been born and raised in a south shore Long Island shithole known as Islip (not that the town itself is a shithole, it just tends to suck you in like a plunger going to work on a clogged toilet that won't flush). I'm part of the Beyrer bunch. Once my scholastic obligations were fulfilled in Buc-town it was off to my second home....Queens, NYC. Home of the original Beyrers and the only place where a non driving lazy bastards like myself can function in this world with MetroCards instead of car keys all while milking the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy at the nearest bodegas and frequenting the neighborhood pubs with more history in them than a 3rd grade social studies book.
Did the college thing, did the directing & teaching thing, did the movie critic thing for CinemaBlend.com, and did my improv thing with LaGuardia's "A.D.C." producing a tetralogy of successful shows in Long Island City. Continued the improv thing by doing some time with the "Eight is NEVER Enough!" troupe that was, at least when I was a part of them, based out of the Original New York Improv Comedy Club ( Click Here to view a clip of some of those improv antics ).
Currently I'm doin' my thing on the acting circuit....Doin' my best to represent. Dues are being payed as roads are being paved, baby! So that's the story thus far as future chapters in this Book of Beyrer have yet to be determined. You'll know soon enough, because those of you that know me know that I am a train that doesn't stop. Choo Choo, Motherfucker!
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ZOD!!!

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Honestly, I want to meet Judi Dench....inside of a fifteen foot high steel cage. Somethin' tells me that bitch can rumble!

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My Blog

The Curse Continues

The Boston Red Sox sweep the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim to advance to the 2007 American League Championship Series. Facing...the Cleveland Indians, after the Indians defeated the New York...
Posted by Billy Beyrer on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:01:00 PST

Curse of the Bam-Beyrer

It was the biggest comeback in sports history. No team has ever came from behind after three straight losses and won in any series in the history of Major League Baseball. Somehow, the Boston Red Sox ...
Posted by Billy Beyrer on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:20:00 PST

Not the Mama!!!

In the early 1990's a little television show made its way over the airwaves onto all of our TV screens and was eradicated after four short seasons. Said broadcast swept the nation and made a deep impa...
Posted by Billy Beyrer on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:12:00 PST

Perm & Press

The following comes from the Queens Tribune, a local paper in Queens. Some funky facts (I was born in East Meadow, not Queens) and few spelling errors in regards to a few names (myself inclu...
Posted by Billy Beyrer on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:06:00 PST

Varsity Blows

It's been a while, but I thought I should come out of my little cocoon long enough to babble on about this little subject. See, as a wee lad I was imprisoned in the educational structures of the Islip...
Posted by Billy Beyrer on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

The Happy Ending

This weekend brought forth an attempted celebration. It was to be an occasion where a multitude of acquaintances of mine from vast places of my existence all converge on an establishment where the ine...
Posted by Billy Beyrer on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:56:00 PST

Obligatory End of the Year List I

Those of you out there that are personally familiar with my being know that I have an obscene amount of movie knowledge. So much so that one might label me in such a way somewhere in the middle of res...
Posted by Billy Beyrer on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:58:00 PST

Obligatory End of the Year List II

10 Let Downs/Pieces of Shit of 2006 10. The Da Vinci Code Starring: Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautau, Ian McKellan A summer adventure film with a swooping score, quick cutting advertisements, ...
Posted by Billy Beyrer on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:53:00 PST

Obligatory End of the Year List III

10 Flicks to Look Out for in 2007 1. Hot Fuzz Release Date: 3/9/07 Starring: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost The guys who brought us Shaun of the Dead are back, this time bringing that sam...
Posted by Billy Beyrer on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:39:00 PST

Rest in Pieces

The Throne of Blood has perished. It siezes to be, it is no more. For a brief history of what I'm talking about, I refer you to the blog dated April 25, 2006. Ironically enough may it serve ...
Posted by Billy Beyrer on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:40:00 PST