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Joe DeVito, comedian

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About Me

Hello my friend. My name is Joe DeVito and I am a comedian who performs in New York City most of the time, and at hilarious locations around the USA the rest of the time. I live with a cat named Nookie, who's kind of a douche. You can watch a clip of me performing in NYC by clicking here and see me on the new Comedy Central show, "LIVE AT GOTHAM." I've been a guest comedian on the Bob and Tom Radio Show and "The Red Eye" on FOX News. I was also a semifinalist for the 2007 season of NBC's "Last Comic Standing." Check out my schedule to see when I'm coming to a comedy club, theatre or hotel lobby near you. Notice I used the spelling "theatre," which means I'm pretty frickn' cool.

My Interests

Comedy, heavy metal, tattoos, Gibson guitars, weightlifting, pornography, cats

I'd like to meet:

I would like to hear from comedy fans, creative thinkers, metalheads, and young ladies with hearts so pure they must be hidden behind enormous breasts. Oh, and big butts. I like big butts too.

Music:

Black Sabbath, AC/DC, the Beatles, Crystal Method, The Darkness, Coheed & Cambria, Slayer, Pixies, John Coltrane, Junior Brown, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Husker Du, Descendents, Hellacopters, The Damned, Buckpets, Godflesh, Judas Priest, Melvins, Misfits, Morphine, Motorhead, Portishead, Ramones, Sepultura, Iggy Pop & the Stooges, Cro Mags, Voivod, Saint Vitus, Immortal, Emperor, old-school hardcore. Death to false metal.

Movies:

Taxi Driver, Airplane, Young Frankenstein, 40 Year Old Virgin, Raging Bull, Jaws, Godfather 1 & 2, The Thing (remake), Blood Feast, Invasion of the Blood Farmers, Shriek of the Mutilated, 2000 Maniacs, Basket Case, Night of the Living Day of the Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead, 28 Days Later, Shawn of the Dead.

Television:

Simpsons, The Office (BBC), Court TV, SCTV, Mr. Show, The Ultimate Fighter, Comedy Central, Law & Order, Mad TV, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SpongeBob, forensics shows.

Books:

Ham on Rye, Thy Neighbor's Wife, Dinosaur Training, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Complete Prose of Woody Allen, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People.

Heroes:

Genghis Khan, Charles Bukowski, Tony Iommi, Randy Couture, Vlad the Impaler, Peter North

My Blog

Advice to ladies who are attracted to psychos

 The message is clear: if you are a woman named Lacy, Stacey, Tracey, Casey, Macy, etc., do NOT marry a man named Peterson. p.s. Also stay away from guys named Bo J. Bimpson, or anything to tha...
Posted by Joe DeVito, comedian on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:28:00 PST

New Invention = Camerbra

The Camerbra - the bra that looks at me while I'm looking at your tits!
Posted by Joe DeVito, comedian on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:10:00 PST

Found some really old video clips

Here are two ancient video clips I unearthed from the last time I did a powerlifting contest, circa sometime 2001. Sorry they're sideways, I don't think my friend was sure how to operate her camera ye...
Posted by Joe DeVito, comedian on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:39:00 PST

I went a joke too far...

Almost got booed tonight for this one: If they're not sure what to do with Barry Bonds' record breaking home-run ball, I think they should donate it to Lance Armstrong. Ha ha!
Posted by Joe DeVito, comedian on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:34:00 PST

On FOX News Channel’s "The Red Eye" tonight! (technically, Thursday a.m.)

Attention fans, friends, crack addicts, and insomniacs: I'll be commenting on today's top stories (riffing, baby, riffing!) on FOX News Channel's "The Red Eye" tonight. The show airs Thursday at 2:00 ...
Posted by Joe DeVito, comedian on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:10:00 PST

New feature: Healthy Living with Joe DeVito!

Great news for sufferers of Restless Legs Syndrome and other fake diseases created by the pharmaceutical industry: prescription MiraPex is now available to help you deal with this imaginary condition...
Posted by Joe DeVito, comedian on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:07:00 PST

What I learned from Last Comic Standing, part 1: meet the judges

OK, so I didn't make the top ten& but overall, Last Comic Standing was a great experience. I did make it to the third round (the semifinals in LA) as one of the 32 comics they selected out of the thou...
Posted by Joe DeVito, comedian on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:32:00 PST

Last Comic Standing semifinals TONIGHT

Tune into NBC tonight at 9:00 EST for the Last Comic Standing seminfinals, part 1. I believe I'm in this episode because they've been showing me a lot in the promos (thanks, NBC!) but I'm not 100% sur...
Posted by Joe DeVito, comedian on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:51:00 PST

The Horror of Robin Williams

Ugh... anyone else mortified by the commercials for the new Robin Williams movie, License to Wed? You know, the commercial where the two biggest "laughs" come from a guy getting hit in the face with a...
Posted by Joe DeVito, comedian on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:21:00 PST

Last Comic Standing episode one... so far, so good

Never underestimate the power of network TV!Numero Uno, I'd like to thank all the new folks who sent me friend requests and all my old friends who sent nice messages and comments. I thought the covera...
Posted by Joe DeVito, comedian on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:42:00 PST