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About Me

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I'm a stand up comedian based in New York City.
I was founded in Pittsburgh in 1978. I tour in cities and countries all over. I've been on Comedy Central, AMC's Date Night, Entertainment Tonight, VH-1 and Lifetime. Look for me when they reair the Comedy Central show "Live At Gotham." as they're known to do. I've been on satellite radio and the Bob and Tom radio show a bunch of times. I've been featured in the Wall Street Journal, which is ironic because I can't balance a check book. I spent the year on the Comedy Central on Campus College Tour and doing clubs everywhere with Greg Giraldo. I'm currently developing a pilot for what hopes to be the History Channel and touring the country. Look for me this year on the upcoming Comedy Addiction Tour hitting theaters in major cities throughout the U.S.
I've performed at clubs and colleges all over the U.S. as well as Switzerland, Canada, Ireland and shows for the troops all over Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Qatar, Djbouti, Kuwait, and Iraq.
For more info check out my website www.jessejoyce.com .

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Jon Stewart because I like his witicisms, Salma Hayek becasue I like her boobies, and Winston Churchill (deceased) because I liked his witicisms... and his boobies.

Music:

I'm told by everyone I know that I have really shitty taste in music. I was even indirectly told by the crackhead or crackheads who broke into my car recently and left my c.d. collection. I guess it's no fun to smoke crack to Irish music or the Scorpions Symphonic c.d.

Movies:

Braveheart and Planes Trains and Automobiles.

Television:

The Daily Show, The West Wing

Books:

The Glorious Cause, Rise to Rebellion, Comic Insights, Tis, Angela's Ashes, American Scream, The Tao of Pooh, and Ulysses.

Heroes:

Mark Twain, Jonathan Swift, Jon Stewart, Bill Hicks, Brian Regan, James Joyce, my dad, my brother Matt, and Murdock from the A Team.

My Blog

My High School Math Teacher Got Arrested!

I could make up an excuse to my blog readers about how I haven't posted a blog in several months and use the words "web guy" or "browser malfunction" or "terrible illness" or "kidnapper ransom" or "su...
Posted by Jesse Joyce on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:20:00 PST

I have returned...

I have returned from the powder keg of the modern world... I have posted numerous photos of our travels in my photos section. We spent an awesome month traversing Bahrain, Qatar, Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi A...
Posted by Jesse Joyce on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:23:00 PST

In The Sandbox with the Baby Jesus.

In The Sandbox for Christmas. Hey all, just letting everyone know, I'm leaving tomorrow (December 20) for the Middle East for a month. I'm doing shows over Christmas with Comics On Duty for the troops...
Posted by Jesse Joyce on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:29:00 PST

The Great Protest

The Great Protest. I start this post with this statement... I support the troops... My brother is a troop. I think he's the greatest, and I wish him a safe return from Iraq. I am going to Iraq myself ...
Posted by Jesse Joyce on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:21:00 PST

The Dan DeFranco Building

The Dan DeFranco Building When I drive in to the city as I frequently do, on my way to Gotham Comedy Club, where I can often be found performing, I pass this building all the time and it always strike...
Posted by Jesse Joyce on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:21:00 PST

The iPhone douchebag

The iPhone douchebag I am thrilled that people who stood in line for 14 hours to get the iPhone the very second it came out are pissed that they lowered the price. Good for you... I figured maybe you ...
Posted by Jesse Joyce on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:27:00 PST

Preventing STD’s

Preventing STD's I was on the college campus of the Indiana University recently and they had a public service add in the restroom warning us of the dangers of Gonorrhea. That's all well and good, but ...
Posted by Jesse Joyce on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:47:00 PST

telling the parents you’re gay...

telling the parents you're gay... So, I just got back to New York City tonight after a couple weeks on the road. Last night I spent the evening visiting with my parents in Pittsburgh. I got back tonig...
Posted by Jesse Joyce on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:18:00 PST

Legally Blonde the musical.

Legally Blonde the musical. So I just saw that they have opted to make Legally Blonde the musical. Where does it end? The broadway stage USED to be reserved for artistic expression. I've decided to st...
Posted by Jesse Joyce on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:50:00 PST

Who would you like to have dinner with?

Who would you like to have dinner with? I'm finally back home in New York City this week, and I had to do this show tonight at a great club called Comix. The show is called Crash Comedy and the t...
Posted by Jesse Joyce on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:02:00 PST