Pete Nice

Here is my daily schedule:
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en-route to airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine - 2 under
11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Jessica Alba (bending over, naturally).
6:45 Shit, Shower, and Shave
7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 Dinner: crabmeat appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by mango ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as I watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies..some bending over)
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty hot-pepper pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 A night-cap blow job
11:45 To bed alone
11:50 A 22 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh myself to sleep
I spend alot of time working in Detroit, Philly, NYC, Jersey, Maryland, Virginia, Ohio and unfortunately West Virginia. Detroit is awesome. Philly is the tits (Diane Hill). NYC is the greatest city in the world and I will be moving htere very soon. Baltimore is the ish. DC is sweet. West Virginia SUCKS ASS, I hate that state, it's so swoot, it's whacker than whack arnold.
I travel ALOT.
A summary of places visited in 2006:
NYC, Pirates/Mets, Thanksgiving, Philly, Mets/Phillies, Vegas, Tampa/Bradenton, Pirates Spring Training, Detroit, Super Bowl XL, Pistons/Heat Playoffs, Yanks/Tigers, Cleveland, WVU, Columbus, Curve/Baysocks, 2006 MLB All-Star Game and Home Run Derby, Lance Berkman Ball, AC, Baltimore, DC, San Diego, Steelers/Chargers, Tijuana, LA, Mets/Dodgers playoffs.
Places visited in 2007:
- Snowshoe, WV 1-28. A little snowboarding best powder I have ever seen on the east coast.
- New York City 1-31 to 2-2. Penthouse Executive Club (Ahhh Maria....).
- New York City 2-7 to 2-9. Time for a Rock Meeting!
- New York City 2-21 to 2-23. Rock Meeting.
- New York City 3-2 to 3-3. Just bein a baller.
- New York City 3-8 to 3-10. Big East Tournament.
- New York City 3-15 to 3-16. The Zone!
-The future in 2007 holds:
More New York City than most of you will see in a lifetime.
Steelers game in Phoenix
Steelers game in Denver
Russia
Entourage Premier Party in NYC
2008:
Steelers game in Chicago and Denver
Pompolona Spain for the running of the bulls
2010: South Africa for the entire month of the World Cup bitches!