Unattached |
I could have died today. I guess that’s true of every day but today it very nearly happened. This morning I woke up and walked over to the gym. I wasn’t really in the mood but I’ve ...
Posted by Ted Alexandro on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:22:00 PST |
E.T. Phone Home |
Elliott Spitzer is the latest politician to get busted for having an affair. John McCain was also alleged to have cheated on his wife, though not with a prostitue. Personally, I don’t care if ...
Posted by Ted Alexandro on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:15:00 PST |
Iraq Fatigue |
Lately I’ve been hearing a lot about Americans suffering from "Iraq Fatigue". The news is reporting that over sixty percent of Americans are fatigued by the war in Iraq, to say nothing of Afgha...
Posted by Ted Alexandro on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:51:00 PST |
Letter To a Young Comedian |
And so it beginsToday you honor the persistent call of your soul and leapinto the magnificent unknown; terrain which will become familiarwhich in time will become homeYou will become intimate with u...
Posted by Ted Alexandro on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:29:00 PST |
Gas Leak |
I’m sitting in a cafe, reading, and this older dude just farted. Pretty loudly. Myself and a woman both looked up and the guy says "Sorry". Really matter of factly. Honestly, I was okay with it ...
Posted by Ted Alexandro on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:16:00 PST |
Staring Contest |
During the early show last night I noticed an older guy, stage right, who was stone faced and staring past the stage looking almost frightened. A bit later I noticed an even older gentleman, stage lef...
Posted by Ted Alexandro on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:16:00 PST |
Crossing Over |
This morning I was crossing the street at a busy intersection by an elementary school in my neighborhood. Across the street from me stood a school crossing guard, a sixty-something year old woman dec...
Posted by Ted Alexandro on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:47:00 PST |
The Gay Five |
As I was sitting, writing this morning, listening to my iPod, it struck me that I have some pretty gay stuff on there. And by "gay" I, of course, mean fabulous.Here are the top 5:5. "You Don't Bring ...
Posted by Ted Alexandro on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:50:00 PST |
elecTED 2008: episode 2 |
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Posted by Ted Alexandro on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:14:00 PST |
elecTED 2008 |
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Posted by Ted Alexandro on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:53:00 PST |
