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Jon Clarke

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My Blog

Christopher Walken on NewsGroper!

I've been writing for this a lot lately but this is my favorite. Christopher Walken killed Bigfoot. But he's sorry. http://www.newsgroper.com/christopher-walken/2008/08/15/i-wa rned-you-bigfoot
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:23:00 GMT

The NY COMICCON knows I’m going to be there!

Cause I told them so.   Read.
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:24:00 GMT

New Yankee Pot Roast article!

Front page and everything.   http://www.yankeepotroast.org/archives/2008/03/become_an_und ec.html
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:15:00 GMT

New Raging Face article!

Here's the first piece I wrote after Ben was born. Raging Face was backed up but it's finally up. And I still really like it. Read "Brainiac Responds To His Emails".
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Vote for me!

I've been entering a lot of comedy contests online lately. This is the only one that I stand a chance of winning. But I need your help. You need to go here and vote for me. It's the set I did at Comic...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 23:03:00 GMT

Writers Room at Rififi's

ANNOUNCING THE WRITERS ROOM AT RIFIFI'S!   with performances by   Bryan Tucker (writer for SNL, Chappelle's Show, Crhris Rock Show) Joe DeVito (Last Comic Standing 2007) Pat Dixon (BBC, Come...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 21:42:00 GMT

Introducing Benjamin Richard Clarke

Photobucket Album
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:52:00 GMT

Things I Still Like Even Though I'll Be a Father Soon

1. Drinking2. Tit jobs3. The word 'godammit'4. Unemployment5. Guns n' Roses6. Sleeping7. Not cleaning the litter box8. Internet porn9. the Evil Dead trilogy10. Tim Warner
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:57:00 GMT

Star trek: the Sitcom

Possibly the silliest thing I've ever done.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CrjYpX5M3o
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 21:00:00 GMT

selling stuff

I'm back to working from my home office for the first time in a few months and I've noticed something: I buy too many toys. The Balrog still has no place to stand and the closet is getting full of pla...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:17:00 GMT