Yukky Science |
Last week my wife and I were reminiscing about grade school,classmates weve lost touch with (impossible these days) and goofyclassroom projects we had to do as kids.She remembered something I havent...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:05:00 GMT |
No More Stage Fright |
Last night my wife and I watched the movie Milk where Sean Penn portrays Harvey Milk, the first openly gay man electedto major public office. There is a scene where Harvey is about toaddress a cr...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 09:09:00 GMT |
Bush’s New Shoes |
An Iraqi reporter threw both of his shoes at President George Bush yesterday, which was genius. By throwing both shoes he can claim they were a gift.
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:53:00 GMT |
Ex-scribblings |
Hello Blog readers. Occasionally I like to take ideas I've jotted down on paper and type them out.I saw a TV commercial for brake pads, apparently for consumers ready to purchase some but undecided on...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:16:00 GMT |
Bust The Door Busters |
Surely you've heard the tragic story of the Wal-Mart employee who was trampled to death when the store 'opened' it's doors on Black Friday. Actually the door were broken off the hinges. I think the po...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 21:11:00 GMT |
Another Made-Up Disease For You To Have |
How dare you feel OK lately! There is a new illness lurking about that is ready to take hold and debilitate you. The affliction is called "import-itis", discovered by the advertising division at ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:14:00 GMT |
TVs are everywhere. This is not good. |
Running errands has always been kind of a pleasant little adventure for me. I move around the neighborhood, getting the trivial things done peacefully and using the time to unwind and just be whe...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:40:00 GMT |
Package "A" |
I'm a bit irritated by people using a childhood photo of themselves for their profile picture. Trying to elicit an, "Aw, he's a-DOR-able..." is a feeble attempt at being a cutie pie. You don't look li...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 09:37:00 GMT |
Rookie Card |
I have always had the desire to eventually become at least semi-well-known as a stand-up comedian, and more importantly maybe even inspire other comics with my work. Having as much fun as possible alo...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:35:00 GMT |
Why cant you just... |
My wife says to me occasionally, "Why can't you just leave people be?" or, "Why can't you just not say anything?" I don't know, but the idea woven into those questions is that it's somehow better for ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:00:00 GMT |
