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Randolph Terrance

About Me

Originally from San Antonio, Texas and now making his home in Astoria, New York Randolph is a consummate professional comedian with the ability to make any group of people laugh, as Randolph says "I once read a quote from Woody Allen that sums up my feelings on stand-up "If people come away relating to me as a person rather than just enjoying my jokes, if they come away wanting to hear me again no matter what I might talk about then I'm succeeding'".

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Member Since: 10/12/2005
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Influences: Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, George Carlin(early Carlin), Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Steve Harvey, Robert Klein, and anyone that did something that I was able to write a joke about
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Type of Label: Major

My Blog

I saw it.......

I got up this morning and went to the inaugaration and saw the 44th President of these United States, Barack Hussein (FUCK YOU ANN COULTER) Obama, get sworn in with my own eyes.  It was cold.....maybe...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:58:00 GMT

In my lifetime

I never thought I would see a black man elected president  I thought it was a fairytale that people told to children.  I thought it was something to be hoped for not something to be expected...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:50:00 GMT

The "Good" people of Ohio

So I'm listening to the news at work today, and I hear one of the elected officials from Ohio say "There are some good people in Ohio who are just not going to vote for Barack Obama, because he's blac...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:07:00 GMT

The new shhhh......

Why do only Hip-Hop artists get to make up black slang?  I don't think that's right nor fair.  E-40, Snoop and Jay-Z can't have the slang game on lock.  From time to time I will be atte...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:38:00 GMT

Imus, you got me thinking

I don't need to recap what Don Imus said for you, I'm guessing by now you have already heard it over and over again.  I've had some time to think about and come to my own conclusions....wanna hea...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 18:52:00 GMT

Am I a geek? I just need to know....

I am a fan of Sci-fi.  I love the genre.  I also love comic books, when I was a kid I used to escape into sci-fi novels and comics(marvel being my favorite) for hours on end.  When I wa...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 18:24:00 GMT

Breaking Camp

Well....at the end of this week I'm moving back to DC. My wife got a rather large promotion at her job and we have to relocate,once again, to DC.  I've lived in DC before and I like it a great de...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:24:00 GMT

WOMEN AREN'T FUNNY

These are not my words.  Christopher Hitchens, a writer for Vanity Fair, recently wrote an article called "Why women aren't funny".  In this piece he basically says that women can't tell a j...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 20:40:00 GMT

Bond....James Bond....

I saw "Casino Royale" tonight, that's the new James Bond flick, and I have to say I love James Bonds theme song.  There are certain movie themes that you just have to love and that one is right u...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 21:58:00 GMT

My head hurts....

Its late...I'm watching Letterman....the musical guest is a white girl from Britain name Lady Sovereign...she is rapping...its a special kind of bad...she sounds like a british girl imitating Emi...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 21:41:00 GMT