I like food... Will you feed me? I'm very hungry.
I love this man!!!
Tire Swing
Kimya Dawson
I took the Polaroid down in my room
I'm pretty sure you have a new girlfriend
It's not as if I don't like you
It just makes me sad whenever I see it
'cause I like to be gone most of the time
And you like to be home most of the time
If I stay in one place I lose my mind
I'm a pretty impossible lady to be with
Joey never met a bike that he didn't wanna ride
And I never met a Toby that I didn't like
Scotty liked all of the books that I recommended
Even if he didn't I wouldn't be offended
I had a dream that had to drive to Madison
To deliver a painting for some silly reason
I took a wrong turn and ended up in Michigan
Paul Baribeau took me to the giant tire swing
Gave me a push and he started singing
I sang along while I was swinging
The sound of our voices made us forget everything
That had ever hurt our feelings
Joey never met a bike that he didn't wanna ride
And I never met a Toby that I didn't like
Scotty liked all of the books that I recommended
Even if he didn't I wouldn't be offended
wouldn't be offended
Now I'm home for less than twenty-four hours
That's hardly time to take a shower
Hug my family and take your picture off the wall
Check my email write a song and make a few phone calls
Before it's time to leave again
I've got one hand on the steering wheel
One waving out the window
If I'm a spinster for the rest of my life
My arms will keep me warm on cold and lonely nights
Joey never met a bike that he didn't wanna ride
And I never met a Toby that I didn't like
Scotty liked all of the books that I recommended
Even if he didn't I wouldn't be offended
My ever expanding dvd collection... (without my bonus dvds from my standup cds)
10 Things I Hate About You
28 Days Later
40 Year Old Virgin
Across the Universe
All That Jazz
Aladdin
America's Sweethearts
Anchorman
And Now For Something Completely Different Hilarious Collection
Arachnophobia
Armageddon
As Good As It Gets
Back To The Future: The Complete Trilogy
A Beautiful Mind
Beauty and the Beast
Beavis and Butthead Do America
Blazing Saddles
The Blues Brothers
Brian Regan Standing Up
Bruce Almighty
Cars
Chicago
A Clockwork Orange
Clue
Creature From the Black Lagoon the Legacy Collection
The Crossing
Darkness Falls
Demetri Martin. Person.
Disturbia
Donnie Darko
Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Dumb and Dumber
The Ed Wood Collection
Eddie Izzard Dressed to Kill
Edward Scissorhands
Election
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Fifth Element
Fight Club
Flight of the Conchords the Complete First Season
Forrest Gump
Frankenstein the Legacy Collection
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters 2
Grandma's Boy
Halloween
Halloween
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harvey
Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law Volume 1
Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law Volume 3
History of the World Part 1
Holes
Hook
Hot Fuzz
House of 1,000 Corpses
Identity
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
King Kong (1933)
King Kong (2005)
Labyrinth
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Lewis Black: Black on Broadway
The Little Mermaid
Little Nicky
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Kings
The Lucy Show
March of the Penguins
The Mask
Men In Black
Mike Birbiglia: What I Should Have Said Was Nothing
Misery
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python Live!
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Moulin Rouge!
Mr. Deeds
The Muppet Show
Murder By Numbers
My Cousin Vinny
National Lampoon's: Van Wilder
Nightmare Before Christmas
A Nightmare On Elm Street
Office Space
The Others
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
Pirates of the Caribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
The Producers
Psych Season 1
Pulp Fiction
The Ring
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Jimmy Fallon
Saturday Night Live: The Best of John Belushi
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Saturday TV Funhouse
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Tracy Morgan
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Will Ferrell
School of Rock
Scrubs Season 6
Shaun of the Dead
Silence of the Lambs
The Simpsons Movie
The Simpsons Season 1
The Simpsons Season 2
The Simpsons Season 3
The Simpsons Season 4
The Simpsons Season 5
The Simpsons Season 6
The Simpsons Season 7
The Simpsons Season 8
The Simpsons Season 9
The Simpsons Season 10
The Skeleton Key
Sleeping Beauty
Snakes on a Plane
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Star Wars Episode I
Star Wars Episode II
Star Wars Episode III
Star Wars Episode IV
Star Wars Episode V
Star Wars Episode VI
STELLA Season 1
Strange Brew
Strangers with Candy
Strangers with Candy Season 3
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Ted Alexandro: As Much As You Want
Three's Company Season 1
Tommy Boy
Trading Places
Tuck Everlasting
Wagons East!
Waiting...
Weekend at Bernie's
What Women Want
Where the Heart Is
Young Frankenstein
Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion
..
The Simpsons
Comedy Central Presents
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Colbert Report
House
Robot Chicken
CNN
Harry Potter, America (The Book), I Am America (And So Can You!), A Clockwork Orange, Wigfield, Misery, Dracula...
..
Madeline Kahn
Matt Groening
..
Mel Brooks
Yoda
JK Rowling
Mitch Hedberg