-A Lauren Infucktion-

I am here for Friends

About Me

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I'll start by telling you my name is Lauren. I'm nineteen and more mentally advanced than 90% of the idiots on this site. I'm not afraid nor ashamed to admit that and i refuse to take it back if someone gets their panties in a bunch over it. The true test is to see if i really am. My life is currently at a stand-still, but i intend to go to school to become an Art Teacher. I love my closest friends and family and am more than caring and protective over them all. I also have a great respect for people who are real with themselves because i am very real with myself and with others.
I am amazing, caring, interesting, insecure, a smart-ass, and a complete asshole all at once and if you can handle all of that then feel free to bother me. I am far nicer than i may seem, but i am biased in this description because of all the illiterate bastards that have tried to contact me.
So here are my disclaimers:
-Don't friend me or IM me if-
- You are illiterate
- You can't read my page and are going to ask me questions that are answered All Over It
- You are trying to get sex/affection/attention/a girlfriend/or anything of that sort
- You're just flat out stupid
- You think i'd meet up with you for any reason
That being said, i have a significant other that i am very much in love with and if you proceed to IM me asking if i am single or attempting to hit on me then i do reserve all rights to tear you at least 8 new assholes whilst simultaneously ripping your balls off of your body and dragging a rusty, dull razor across your man-member. - Down the road not across the street- think about it.
I edited my profile with Preparation H !
By the by, Demonatrixkitti's LJ Banter ...I catalog myself.. so i can remember who i am.
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My Interests

Writing
Singing
Music
Art
Drawing
Health
Working Out
Good Movies
DDR
Video games
Dancing
Glitter
Photography
Body Mods
Theories
Livejournal
Makeup
Eccentricity

I'd like to meet:

I love intriguing, eccentric, amusing, intellectual, passionate, genuine, fun, and/or dysfunctional people. They tend to be the most amazing to come in contact with. If you care to be one then make it known.
-Show me where you're at-

Music:

-#- 30 Seconds to Mars
-A- Alanis Morrisette
Alexz johnson
Alien Ant Farm
Ani Difranco
Antiskeptic
Aquacloset
Ashley Simpson
Avril Lavigne
-B- Backstreet Boys
Beck
Ben Folds Five
Bif Naked
Black Eyed Peas
Blonde Redhead
Bright Eyes
Britney Spears
Busta Rhymes
-C- Calamity Menagerie
Camera Obscura
Cat Power
Ciara
Cocteau Twins
Coldplay
-D- Daddy Yankee
Dashboard Confessional
David Hirsh
Death Cab for Cutie
Dee
Descendents
Deerhoof
Deftones
Depswa
Dishwalla
Dresden Dolls
-E- Elastica
Emilie Autumn
Emilie Simon
Eminem
Esthero
Eve 6
-F- Fall Out Boy
Feist
Flyleaf
Foo Fighters
Franz Ferdinand
Frou Frou
-G- Garbage
Gavin DeGraw
Girl Talk
Gorillaz
Greenday
GWAR
-H- Hawthorne Heights
Hole
Hoobastank
HUMANWINE
-I- ICP
Idle Hands
Imogen Heap
Incubus
Interpol
-J- Jack Off Jill
Jack's Mannequin
Jason Webley
Jewel
Jimmie's Chicken Shack
Juelz Santana
Justin Timberlake
-K- Kidney Thieves
Kill Hannah
Killing Heidi
Kittie
Korn
-L- Lacuna Coil
Lady sovereign
Le Tigre
Letters to Cleo
Lifehouse
Lil' Kim
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Lisa Leob
Liz Phair
-M- Malajube
Man Man
Marilyn Manson
Mates of State
Mephiskapheles
Metric
Mindless Self Indulgence
Mirah
Missy Elliot
Modest Mouse
Monsters Are Waiting
Motion City Soundtrack
Mr. Bungle
-N- N'sync
Nelly
Nelly Furtado
Neutral Milk Hotel
Nine Inch Nails
No Doubt
-O- Oasis
Orgy
Otep
Outkast
-P- Panic! At the Disco
Paramore
Placebo
Plain White T's
Poe
Polysics
-Q- Queen Adreena
Queens of the Stone Age
-R- Rachel Stamp
Radiohead
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reel Big Fish
Regina Spektor
Relient K
Reuben
Rihanna
Rilo Kiley
Robots in Disguise
Rooney
-S- Scarling
Sean Paul
Shakira
Silverchair
Silversun Pickups
Smashing Pumpkins
Something Corporate
Soul Coughing
Spice Girls
Static X
Stevie Wonder
System of a Down
-T- Taking Back Sunday
Tapping The Vein
Tegan & Sara
The Ataris
The Beatles
The Birthday Massacre
The Faint
The Killers
The Left Rights
The Postal Service
The Spill Canvas
The Unicorns
The Used
The White Stripes
TLC
Tool
TheSTART
Trapt
-U- Usher
-V- Val Emmich
Veruca Salt
-W- Ween
Weezer
-X- -Y- Yellowcard
Ying Yang Twins
-Z-

Movies:

-#- 8MM
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
100 Girls
-A- Alice in Wonderland
American History X
American Psycho
Antitrust
-B- Batman Begins
Blade (1-3)
Boondock Saints
Breakfast on Pluto
-C- Candy
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Clockwork Orange
-D- Dark Crystal
Dawn of the Dead
Donnie Darko
Doom Generation
Drop Dead Fred
-E- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Evil Dead (1-3)
-F- FearDotcom
Fern Gully
Fight Club
-G- Gia
Ghost World
Go
-H- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
-I- Interview with a Vampire
-J- Jawbreaker
-K- Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
-L- Labyrinth
Lord of the Rings
-M- Memento
-N- Natural Born Killers
Not Quite Human
Nothing But Trouble
-O- Over the Hedge
-P- Party Monster
Pirates of the Caribbean
-Q- -R- Rx
-S- Saw (1-4)
Star Wars
Stepmonster
-T- Titan A.E.
The Butterfly Effect
The Craft
The Crow (1-2)
The Gate
The Grudge
The Hole
The I Inside
The Illusionist
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Pest
The People Under the Stairs
The Prestige
Thumbelina
-U- -V- -W- Waiting
White Oleander
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
-X- -Y- -Z-

Television:

-#- 8 Simple Rules
-A- About a Girl
America's Next Top Model
Are You Afraid of the Dark
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
-B- Beautiful People
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
-C- Celebrity Fit Club
-D- Daria
Dawson's Creek
Degrassi
Disney Movies
-E- ER
-F- Family Guy
Flavor of Love
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Futurama
-G- Gilmore Girls
Goosebumps
Greek
Grounded for Life
-H- Hannah Montana
Heroes
House
-I- Instant Star
Invader Zim
-J- -K- King of Queens
-L- Life with Derek
-M- Mythbusters
-N- -O- -P- Project Runway
-Q- Quarterlife
-R- Radio Free Rosco
Robot Chicken
-S- Samurai Champloo
Saved By The Bell
Scrubs
South Park
-T- Teen Titans
The Best Years
The Simpsons
Top Chef
Transformers
Tribe
-U- UFC
-V- -W- Web Junk 20
Whistler
-X- -Y- -Z-

Books:

Grendel - John Gardner
Illusions - Richard Bach
Nietzsche
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
Harry Potter (6-7)- J. K. Rowling
Demon in My View - Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
Shattered Mirror - Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
Goosebumps - R. L. Stine

Heroes:

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I completely and utterly love and adore my friends and family. They are what makes my life important and where the influence for me to be who i am comes from. I don't need any famous "role model" to show me that- its all found in the importance and amazing qualities that these people hold within themselves.

My Blog

I’ll Give You Some Insight..

I’ve given up on wanting something from the world i may never receive. I once had this seemingly endless desire to divide and conquer all of the idiocy and mediocrity, and in a naive, rupt...
Posted by -A Lauren Infucktion- on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:27:00 PST

Blog For Choice Day

--> Blog for Choice Button Code --> --> end -->This year's topic is a simple one: tell us, and your readers, why you're pro-choice.This is a very easy topic to address, actually. Most people stick to...
Posted by -A Lauren Infucktion- on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST

Doubly Noted

What am i going to do with my life? I'm so overwhelmed by every aspect- and the part that just makes me see how.. how simply repetitive things are just comes up in my mind and makes me feel so suscep...
Posted by -A Lauren Infucktion- on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:38:00 PST

Easy To Say

I'm more real than anything you'll ever try to be. And you're never going to simply... stop.
Posted by -A Lauren Infucktion- on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:13:00 PST

Simplicity.. Isn't It?

Everything youre looking for is right before your eyes... And yet... Is it for the taking? There is a certain inability in all of us when it comes to playing tricks on our own emotions. You cannot es...
Posted by -A Lauren Infucktion- on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:36:00 PST

Crappy Script for English x.x

Anger Management 666 [The scene opens panning to a slightly cracked open door that reads Anger Management 101] Grendel : [Heard from inside the room] I shouldnt even be here! :sn...
Posted by -A Lauren Infucktion- on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:50:00 PST

Single? What is this "single" you speak of...

For the first time, in such a long time, i am lacking the term "Taken" or "In A Relationship" to define myself. It's half a relief. And half the thought of "oh i figured" ifen someone asks. Perhaps t...
Posted by -A Lauren Infucktion- on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 11:02:00 PST

Take From Me Advances.. Give No Second Glances..

I feel a little less human than i did yesterday. It's a nice thought.. to feel more than you are. That is, until it gets torn away from you so violently. Terrorizing you enough to make your head spin...
Posted by -A Lauren Infucktion- on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 01:44:00 PST

It's A Battle Against Mental Illness And We're Not Winning

It's like something that tears away at your eardrums with its own personal chaotic tone. Those things that make you twitch in your own mellow. You'd rake your nails against your skin if you had an oun...
Posted by -A Lauren Infucktion- on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 01:08:00 PST

You've Seen The World.. A Place To Be.

I've been having the thoughts cross my mind. No truly specific thoughts. Would you say thinking a blank thought is still thinking despite it's name? If you think blankly and think a color- is it not, ...
Posted by -A Lauren Infucktion- on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 04:25:00 PST