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Comedian Joe Dixon

About Me


I am very frightened little man trying to make it in a business full of insecurities and heartbreaks and self delusion. I am good. I am bad. I am funny. I'm the worse you've ever seen. I am as good as it gets. Every night is a new night to succeed. Every night is a new night to fail. Good things come to those who wait but more waiting also comes to those who wait. You can be hot and go nowhere and you can be unknown and make millions plying away in obscurity. There is no right way to be a comedian. People who tell you different are lying to you. All you can do is get up on some Goddamn stage and do your shit. It's really the only answer. That anybody likes it or not is secondary to actually doing it. Maybe I'll succeed. Maybe I won't. The odds aren't in my favor but very little in my life is. And, of course, success is in the eye of the beholder anyway. So I go where I can and do what I can and who knows what it all adds up too. Probably not much. But I don't care. There are easier ways to make money and certainly more solid ways to be famous. If I truly wanted either of those things I should have picked another profession. I didn't. So I've made my bed and am content to lye in it. My name is Joe Dixon and I'm a comedian.

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Ending it At Myspace

I've only got just so much time in my day and so I'm going to give up Myspace for Facebook and Twitter. If you're interested come on over. I'll be trashing this whole account in a couple of months or ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 08:10:00 GMT

Will People Please Get Off Michael Phelps Jock

Somebody please explain to me why this man taking a hit off anything was news worthy? A 23 year old male who likes pot and pussy? Wow, stop the motherfucking presses. Hey, I like those things to, some...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:55:00 GMT

I Wish I Could Write A Bit Half As Good As This!


Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:16:00 GMT

Whats That All About?

What is it with the unemployment rate? All the shit places have low numbers. Alabama, North Dakota and-get this-Idaho have actual jobs there. How is this possible? Dont they no there total shit? I me...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 09:14:00 GMT

Joe At The Apollo-update

So at the last minute I blew off work and sacrificed a pay day to see Obama get sworn in over at The Apollo. Uh, that is I watched him get sworn in on a big TV while at The Apollo. I  took some pics o...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:25:00 GMT

Whats My Problem?

Besides forgetting peoples names which is really what I need in my life right now, or mistaking one person for another which Ive done at least five times just this year, I now find myself totally fee...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:40:00 GMT

Me As A Republican

Sorry about the sound. I really should have kept the boom mic away from my mouth but let me know what you think of this.
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:56:00 GMT

Good Ways To Stop Relentless Missile Attacks

Don't occupy other people's land. Don't cut off people's access to their food, their medicine, their livelihood. Don't create an apartheid state.Also, when your killing other peoples children don't ex...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:27:00 GMT

The Religious, Forever Stupid About Their Own Religion

Many Americans Say Christianity Not the Only Way to Eternal LifeMost American Christians believe many religions can lead to eternal life and among them, the vast majority says you don't even have to b...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:18:00 GMT

Send In The Clowns, Not About Clowns

Well, so much for my knowledge of musical theatre. Yes, up till a few days ago I was under the impression the song, Send In The Clowns was actually a song about clowns. But, get this, there is not a c...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:12:00 GMT