So Precious |
uly 2nd I was heckled by a 10 year old girl--they grow up so fast. I ripped her a new asshole, I don't care if it was "family-oriented" party. I figured if she's old enough to heckle she's old enough ...
Posted by Parenta Comedy on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:19:00 PST |
Insomniac TV viewing |
A friend of mine once told me, actually he tells me everytime I see him, that I'm not capable of love. I always laugh. He's a comic I figured he was kidding. But then last night I realized my buddy wa...
Posted by Parenta Comedy on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 10:50:00 PST |
Pat Benatar Not My Guru |
Pat Benatar once sang the very dangerous phrase, "Love is a Battlefield." Its destructive power increasing exponentially when set to a catchy pop tune because now it's branded to our brains. A blog ca...
Posted by Parenta Comedy on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:58:00 PST |
Death Comes to Us All |
I've been in complete agony for over 24 hours. Something lay in my lower abdomen and that something is not happy. It jabs and stabs at me from my inside. Logically, the pain must be an indication that...
Posted by Parenta Comedy on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:47:00 PST |
Wasn't Born Yesterday |
Yesterday morning at work I discovered a piece of chocolate on my desk. It was part of a larger hunk of chocolate and the portion on my desk was wrapped in the original packaging. I asked the cube dwe...
Posted by Parenta Comedy on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:04:00 PST |
One Pair of Pants fromt he summer |
In the world of aging immaturity and nyc living I have found myself in a bind. My parents have lost my summer clothing. No, I do not live with them. However, I have arranged joint custody of my wardro...
Posted by Parenta Comedy on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 04:59:00 PST |
Momma's Boy originally posted May 2005 |
Momma's Boy My boyfriend Jack is unbelievable. My mom just received her Mothers Day gift from him yesterday. It would have arrived on the Saturday before Mothe...
Posted by Parenta Comedy on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 08:38:00 PST |
