Drinking and driving.
Spontaneous Disclosure Disorder.
Cutting paper.
I'm probably afraid of you. I'm being serious here. I've been feeling a little reculsive lately so I'm going to keep off the myspace for a while. If you want to know when & where I'm performing you can wait for my website (ignorantimmigrant.com) to go back up. If you need to contact me you can email me and if you don't have my email get it from a friend of mine. If you don't know any friends of mine then it can probably wait.
Smile on your brother, everybody.
Modest Mouse. Morphine. Cat Stevens. The Dickface MonkeyFuckers. The Cunt-Happy Fingerbanging Sisters.
Magnolia. Thirteen. The Color Purple.
I don't watch much TV because I'm too neurotic and it makes me temporarily think I want things that I don't want. I saw CRIBS once and got panicky thinking about how I should really have my initials engraved into the floormats of my Bentley. Then I was like, wait a minute, I don't want that.
Oh. And also because I'm pretentious.
I will punch you in the cunt.
I've never seen the show but I hear it's quite good.