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Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI

I am here for Networking

About Me

What up, readers of the English language. My name is Dan Curry. The "Melloncamp XVI" part is silent. Dig this: I pop up on your television screen sometimes - Season 6 of Last Comic Standing, Fox News' Red Eye, and the list goes on and on. Or it ends right there. I also wrote a novel called "Drunk on a Bike" that should get published by the end of the year. So that's also some pretty ill shit. And I'm not on Facebook. Because I can't handle being on two social networking websites. And I also kick ass all day long, so step off the curb if you see me coming your way. I also enjoy reading books and jogging. Come check me out live sometime. If you have a similar sense of humor as me, then you will think I am funny.

Dan Curry tears up Moonwork
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SraGKYVfnyg

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mike Watt, Bill Bellamy (one more time yo), and Aretha Franklin (seriously, she's great - I'm not being ironic or snarky)

My Blog

Dan Curry tears up Moonwork

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SraGKYVfnyg
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 11:58:00 GMT

Post to this blog! All other blogs are fucking dumb!

Fuck yeah, motherfucker!  You are reading my blog!  Reply to this motherfucker and get in on the ground level!  We are going to fucking ruin everyone else's lame-ass blog with this kick...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 15:35:00 GMT

so i look like richard nixon and shit

holy fuck! now that i look like richard nixon, nobody wants to be my friend! this is totally fucked up for me. i thought looking like richard nixon would be good for a laugh and i would get invited...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 16:37:00 GMT

Fresh on the MySpace action

Yeah.  I just opened a MySpace account and shit.  I already have a friend named Tom.  Problem be, I don't know who the fuck Tom is, nor any of them gals in his friend circle.  You ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 19:16:00 GMT