I was born in Providence in The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.
Shortly thereafter I began childhood in East Providence in the village of Rumford.
I attended Rumford Morning Nurserary School for two years.
Shortly thereafter I became best friends with Vin McGinn because he had the
Imperial Walker from Empire Strikes Back.
RED HEAD. STAND UP COMEDIAN. FILM MAKER. DEVISTATING LOVER. GENUIS.
I attended Saint Margaret’s School for nine years.
Shortly thereafter I grew a deep and heated hatred for nuns.
I attended La Salle Academy for four years.
Shortly thereafter I lost my virginity to a lesbian.
I attended Fordham University for four years.
Shortly thereafter I became the University Mascot and was attacked by seven to ten Columbia University students.
I reside in New York City.
I assume I will die in a mugging.
UPCOMING GIGS! - McC Comes Clean!
