The Arts |
If you are an artist, and your career isn't working out, you can always get a job drawing scenes in a courtroom. This country may not care about the arts, but it loves to send people to jail. I want...
Posted by Myka on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:41:00 PST |
My Life With Low Expectations |
Hey everybody!
Here's a hot music tip:
Go to the MTV website if you want to download the soundtrack of endless screaming bloody-ear girl shrieks from the one-time-only gameshow "My Life with Ryan...
Posted by Myka on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:37:00 PST |
Happy Jew Year |
Another Jewish new year has come and gone, and without any religious oppression from my aunt's crazy orthodox jew friends, the only thing I did to mark the day this year was to erase th...
Posted by Myka on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:15:00 PST |
Put the T and A in TA |
The hot TA in the "Psychology of Sleep and Dream" class at UC Irvine is not just there to help skew the dream journals to include entries about repressed father fantasies... he is also there to boost ...
Posted by Myka on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:38:00 PST |
Single Again |
If only I had a medical reason for all of my sexual rejection.Last night I spied a man who looked suspiciously like Adam Levine of Maroon 5 but dorkier. I stared him down as he rocked out to his ipod ...
Posted by Myka on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:02:00 PST |
Cherries jubilee! |
i was reading on a pro-anorexia website today that eating cherries (among other fruits, vegetables and waters) actually resulted in losing weight because it takes more calories to digest the food than...
Posted by Myka on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:10:00 PST |
Kitten Wars! |
This Friday night I had three parties to go to, but I knew there would be at least one person at each party I didn't want to see, so I decided to stay at home and look at pictures of kittens on my lap...
Posted by Myka on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:05:00 PST |
my creepy roommate, jerry |
Oh. My. God. My creepy roommate. His name is jerry. He is a balding, pudgy, sworn to dorkdom, totally in love with me, super jew. He stares at my breasts when he ta...
Posted by Myka on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:09:00 PST |
The People of New York City |
Today was a beautiful day to enjoy New York and the spring brought out the people who were hidden in the winter's cold. If you didn't get a chance to experience it, I will fill you in:- On ...
Posted by Myka on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:21:00 PST |
myka vs. god's chosen people |
so i am staying in pittsburgh with my aunt because i have no bed to sleep on in manhattan and i got quit/fired from my job.... it all seemed time for a vacation. this is not what this post is ab...
Posted by Myka on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:03:00 PST |
