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H. Alan Scott

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About Me

I like to think that I'm somebody special. My mom finds me incredibly interesting. Typically I laugh at my own thoughts, leaving people to wonder what I'm laughing at. This tends to happen in the wrong settings, usually just as I'm getting lucky (if you know what I mean...). Needless to say I don't get lucky very often. But my lack of action just makes me more special, I'm above sex! Or... what the hell am I saying?Check out how funny my friends are: Sara Benincasa
Becky Donohue
Danny Leary
Lisa Kaplan
Leah Dubie
Jackie Monahan
Shawn Hollenbach
Claudia Cogan
Ben Lerman
Sharon "Mama" Spell
Jamie Lee
Diana Saez
Katie Riffey
Amy Beckerman
Margie Kment
Joe Powers
Hayes Hargrove
Poppi Kramer
Derik Boik
Emmy Rivera
Nikki Glaser
Paul Case
Erin Foley
Jason Dudey
Soce, the Elemental Wizard
Chelsea White
Shawn Pelofsky
Brooke Van Poppelen
Chantel Carrere
Wendy Ho
Carla Rhodes
Jenny Rubin
Dave Rubin
Katina Corrao
Carolyn Castiglia
Bruce Daniels
Adam Newman
Asie
Sean Donnelly
Gilad Foss
Raquel D'Apice
John Morrison
Chessley Calloway
Mark Normand
Dan St. Germain
Sean Patton
Kumail Nanjiani
Christian Finnegan
Lauren Mannino
Jamie Kilstein
Michelle Buteau
Meg Cupernall
Rachel Feinstein
RG Daniels
Big Gay Casting

My Interests

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YOU (but only at one of my shows, don't show up at my apartment or work, that could be weird). Visit HAlanScott.com

My Blog

A Blog of Many Colors

Dolly Parton is the shit!  I saw her last night at Radio City Music Hall (first time there, very impressive).  She played most everything I wanted to hear - plus a very awkward retrospective...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 13:18:00 GMT

You Better Get to Livin’

I'm seeing Dolly tonight at Radio City Music Hall!  I didn't think it was going to happen, but at the last minute my friend got a ticket.  I'm so happy I'm moist!  I'll be wearing my co...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 06:15:00 GMT

Achy, Breaky, Heart

Who is Miley Cyrus?  Where did she come from?  And, forgive me for being crass, but does anybody else think she looks like a horse? The most I know about her is that she has a show on Disn...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:38:00 GMT

The Organic Enhancer

I've never felt comfortable with the overt sexuality that comes with being a gay man.  Perhaps my unintentional celibate lifestyle has something to do with it.  Personally I just don't kno...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:39:00 GMT

Late Night Muncher

I'm a late night muncher.  I don't mean that I will wake up in the middle of the night and tear apart of a cheesecake (unless I'm living out my "Golden Girls" fantasies, if you're gay you know ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:40:00 GMT

Run, Faggot, Run

I'm a runner, I will run anywhere I've got to.  If there isn't a track or park near by, I'll run on the streets.  I'm also cheap, refusing to buy the flashy running clothes and shoes. ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:41:00 GMT

Pint Sized Beasts

I saw a man in a wheelchair leave Starbucks the other day. He had a dog with him, it only had three legs. A tragic sight. I've heard of people resembling their pets after a while, but this is taking...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:41:00 GMT