Neil Charles is FLY without wings...

About Me

Hello, the first thing I want to say is that. I'm sorry, I am NOT the protagonist that you think I am. Maybe you were fooled by the winning smile, charisma or the white stallion that I ride to the super market from time to time.
No, I am not that guy. If you are a damsel in distress.... well that's a shame. I'm not coming to untie the rope as the train approaches. I'm not leaping tall buildings for justice..... I leap tall buildings because sometimes I like to leap tall buildings.
However, I am not your run of the mill guy. I have no tattoos, bullet wounds or the desire to rap about Moet and skinny jeans. Neither do I light candles and write poetry to people that THINK that I am neo soul.
I am none of those things. I'm a guy that does comedy. Works hard, listenst to hip-hop and eats Roti and Sushi from time to time. What do these things have in common.... absolutely NOTHING. Except that I like to do them. I just like to have fun. So yeah, that's me. I think it's pretty fly... right?

My Interests

Comedy, watching, performing everything. I'm always at the comedy clubs working out new stuff or just relaxing. I enjoy all types of sports and working out. I'll try anything once. And if I don't like it I'll slap the hell out of you for making me try it. Too many interests to name, I'm easy going.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people.... that don't have a crazy fetish for black men. I mean there is more to me than just my skin tone, come .. IT! HOWEVER.... if you have a Neil Charles fetish... that's o.k. Just say the word hilarious alot use hip-hop terms that people no longer use, listen to old school hip-hop and emphasize certain WORDS when you type. I've been told that's what the fetish entails. If you have that, yeah.... then we're good.

Music:

Movies:

Favorite movies, thats hard. The matrix of course, Old School, Euro Trip, Snatch (no pun intended lol) Rocky II and III, the untouchables, Scarface... damn, I could go on forever. I love going to the movies for real....

Television:

Anything on comedy central. Mad tv. SNL is ok, even though they're slippin. American Idol. Nah kidding, thats a lie. I can't stand that sh*t lol.

Books:

The Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison. Samuel Taylor Colleridge.

Heroes:

Jim Norton, Mike Britt, Makoto Nagano, Zell Dincht, O.C, Masta Ace, Mike Lee, Dalton from Road House, Young Zee, Tim Young, Dan Marino, Mike Awesome, Tame One, Aceyalone, Cedric Henderson, Larry Eisenstein and Scott Bakula
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My Blog

The Cobra Clutch

Some of you may know this about me but I Neil _____ - _____ Charles (that's the full name, I have two middle names that I will NEVER reveal because my parents obviously were smoking when they thought ...
Posted by Neil Charles is FLY without wings... on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:51:00 PST

Late night....

So it's kinda late and I wasn't feeling too hot. (been that way for about a week) So I decided to finally get some medicine so I go to the 24 hour pharmacy since I'm usually up late night anyway. So...
Posted by Neil Charles is FLY without wings... on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:11:00 PST

My Kennedy Assassination...

No, not what you would think I'm referring to.... I'm actually talking about a popular food chain in the hood called "Kennedy Fried Chicken". What's that you ask? Where as you have KFC and Popeye's ...
Posted by Neil Charles is FLY without wings... on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:16:00 PST

Merry Christmas!

Yeah, tidings, cheer all that good stuff. I don't really celebrate the commercial holiday. But this picture made me lol. Just thought I'd share. PEACE! ;)...
Posted by Neil Charles is FLY without wings... on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 01:29:00 PST

The Grimey Way....

Ok, so it's the holidays and it's all this great commercial cheer and stuff going around right? It's all good, smiles and Christmas carols. NO! Not over here. A friend of mine got robbed. Someon...
Posted by Neil Charles is FLY without wings... on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:17:00 PST

To help, or not....

It's kind of strange living in a huge city. You see so many people everyday, rarely do you interact with them. Honestly, would you want to? Well I guess the answer to that question depends upon wha...
Posted by Neil Charles is FLY without wings... on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:40:00 PST

So I had this dream......

So it has been a while since I actually posted a blog. Things have been extremely busy, so I just don't have the time to write about everyday. But honestly.... who does that? Well anyway I wanted t...
Posted by Neil Charles is FLY without wings... on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:01:00 PST

FTMFW

People have been asking what does this mean? It means "For The Mutha F***ing Win". Which is something that I'm sure someone will say on an episode of Hollywood Squares in like 2018. But naw it ju...
Posted by Neil Charles is FLY without wings... on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:57:00 PST

Another one of those nights....

So almost an exact week after the "Vampire, Blade Set Up" thing on the R- Train. I'm waiting for the train right.... BAM, its the R Train again. Doors open up I look in and sitting there are about 5...
Posted by Neil Charles is FLY without wings... on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:12:00 PST

I wonder....

I wonder if when Mike Tyson plays Streetfighter he picks Balrog and thinks. "WTF that's ME!"I wonder why that hot pockets commercial is so funny. You know... when the guy comes out of nowhere while t...
Posted by Neil Charles is FLY without wings... on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST