DRE' PARKER (hotline:970 454-6167)

i am a new stand-up comedian (as of oct 05') i started by calling up kiss fm for a comedy contest. i beat my challenger hands down,and won a chance to compete at the ny, improv to compete for 5,000 dollars! even though i did not win i got rave reviews from other comedians. ( amuetur and proffesional)since then i have done other radio show interviews including 106.7 scottdale arizona (kevin gass and james musselman) ralph vincent, and others. i have also perfomed at the improv over 5 times. i have done gotham comedy club, the comedy cellar, the slipper room, the ny comedy club, the lab, and have opened up for comedians such as jessica kirson, nikki carr. and have interviewed acts like roz-g(last comic standing),shawn harris(b.e.t), retha jones(comic view) and more.i do impressions: bernie mac, dave chappelle', sly stallone,damon wayans, charlie murphy, richard pryor,paul mooney and many more, i dont depend on only impressions in my stand-up, i actually tell jokes. feel free to add me as a freind. and leave a comment, i enjoy that. even the bad one's (i will just go leave a bad one on yours too...lmao!!!) have fun and thanks for looking at the page!!!! and listen to the "dre parker show!!"

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First and Middle name:: dre'...i will not tell you the middle, too silly.
Age:: well, lets just say"i am not a kid anymore"
Height:: 5'8
Weight:: 160-167
Hair color:: dark brown
Eye color:: brown
Location:: where i 'm at!

Cussed:: shit yeah
Stole:: not material
Cheated:: ...is this you melissa?
Skinny dipped:: ....he did? find "skinny" why did he leave!!
Pierced something yourself:: yes..
Hurt yourself on purpose:: na
Wished you were somebody else:: yes, right now..this survey is long as hell
Snuck out to meet a guy/girl:: ...A "GUY GIRL!?!!!.... somebody feedin you bad info!
Kissed the same sex:: my dad, my son's, no weird shit though!!
Kissed the opposite sex:: well of course i have, what the hell is your problem

Do you have any piercings:: i answered that already, jeez!!
If so, where:: my ear
Any tattoos:: yes
Where:: my arm
Are you in love:: with my woman
Do you want to get married:: ....i knew this was you melissa!!
Do you want to go to college:: been there done that
What do you want to be:: succesfull
What is your ..1 dream:: success
How many people do you trust with your life:: 1
Who do you talk to when something's wrong:: my dad (r.i.p.)

Color:: black
Age:: ...see second question...duh!!
Movie:: the matrix
Band:: www.mental-men.com
Song:: bring it up!1
Food:: no thank you, i just ate.
Ice cream:: ...i said i just ate!
T.V. Show(s):: yo momma!..........no really "yo momma"
State:: ny
Vacation Spot:: too broke for that
Subject in school:: science
Drink:: none for me,..i'm driving.

What's your best physical feature:: eyes
Your weaknesses:: eyes
Your fears:: failure
Your goals:: stop the broke spree!!
How many people have you kissed:: lips or ass?............what?

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