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About Me

WWW.REESEWATERS.COM / [email protected] -Reese Waters can currently be seen on Comedy Central’s Michael and Michael Have Issues. A veteran standup comic, last year Reese won the annual Caroline’s Comedy Competition and the Emerging Comics Contest at the NY Underground Comedy Festival, and in March 2009, Reese was featured as one of ten comedians to watch in New York Magazine. Reese has also previously appeared on Comics Unleashed, Total Request Live, Good Morning America, Sirius Satellite Radio and National Public Radio. Reese began performing standup and Improv Comedy when he matriculated to Columbia University and currently performs regularly at the PIT Theatre. He has also recorded numerous commercials on both television and radio. Hailing from Washington D.C., Reese was introduced to comedy by his Grandmother’s hysterical impressions of everyone she’s ever met.Obscure Reference

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My Blog

NFL Platoff Guide for Dummies, Woman and People with Important Jobs

http://thisweekinblackness.com/2009/01/09/nfl-playoffs-for-d ummies-women-and-people-with-important-jobs/
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:13:00 GMT

Blackball

http://thisweekinblackness.com/2008/09/23/blackball-with-ree se-waters/
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:20:00 GMT

Americas Team

http://thisweekinblackness.com/2008/11/17/americas-team/
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:18:00 GMT

Mama Spoiled Roger Goodell

As the NBA winds down another lackluster season, as indicated by ever declining ratings and fan apathy, I can't blame the league for resenting its younger, prettier and more popular sister, the NFL. A...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:53:00 GMT

That Time I Fought With My Girlfriend While Onstage

My girlfriend was there, but not just any girlfriend. She was the hottest girl I'd ever dated, so I was extremely paranoid. I never felt safe. Even when she went to the bathroom, i was afraid some guy...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:35:00 GMT

Resolution

I don't believe in New Year's Resolutions or Michael Jackson's kids. I know he travels around with yellow yunguns, but there's a million ways he could've procured those children--don't try ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 23:10:00 GMT

Holiday

I went home to visit my family in South Carolina for Christmas. As an homage to my muse, Mr. Bill Simmons, I decided to keep a running diary: Friday 6:21pm: Boarded a filthy Greyound bus, destined fo...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:35:00 GMT

Holiday La Finale

I went home to visit my family in South Carolina for Christmas. As an homage to my muse, Mr. Bill Simmons, I decided to keep a running diary: Tuesday 12:43am: I finally fall asleep. Thanks, Roxy. 6:1...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:30:00 GMT

Holiday Pt. 4

I went home to visit my family in South Carolina for Christmas. As an homage to my muse, Mr. Bill Simmons, I decided to keep a running diary: Monday 9:24am: Woke up to a king's breakfast, complete wi...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 19:26:00 GMT

Holiday Pt. 3

 I went home to visit my family in South Carolina for Christmas. As an homage to my muse, Mr. Bill Simmons, I decided to keep a running diary: Sunday 12:31pm: We get to church just after the ser...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:25:00 GMT