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The Blog Father

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, what do ya know? "About me", oh yes. What about me? Ask me anything. I don't have anything to hide except for maybe a little bit of herb. I don't think of myself as being all that interesting. I'd rather know a little about you but this is a format, and I must adhere to it. You know what? Fuck this format. Only kidding. I'm not looking to give "myspace" a bad name (it was a joke). Sooner or later I may disclose some details and then again I may not. Who really gives a fuck? OK, I'm a needy person. Are you satisfied now? How about you? What are your needs? I'm only kidding, again. I really don't want to know that much, about you, but if you really want to tell me, I'm all ears. Just make it interesting.

My Interests

I'm interested in anything that will bring a little Joy into my life. What I'm really interested in is women, money, fast cars, and last but not least, pharmaceuticals. I believe people can live better through chemistry.

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet people who don't use the words I, me, mine, need, and want very often. I try to stay away from people who take life to seriously (its to much work trying not to offend them). Most of all, I'd like to find someone who knows when not to talk. . . . . . . . . . . ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PRESNTING "THOR" GOD OF THUNDER AND COLLAGE................ Considered the World's greatest artist, Thor's work has been seen globally through My Space.Thor is the founder of Pointless Forest University where he developed and perfected the art of drawing blanks. A few of his other great achievements include: * Philosophy: He discovered that discussing the meaning of life is as boring as searching for it.* Psychology: He found that people with split personalities are self taught.* Science: He was the first to measure the amount of pressure it would take to inflate an ego to the point of explosion.* Fiance: He unearthed the ancient theory that infidelities are not a good investment.Thor has created the artwork which is currently being displayed here for your amusement and viewing Pleasure.Reproductions of collages currently displayed will be offered for sale in the near future.

Music:

Richard Cheese, Frank Zappa, led zeppelin, Jimmy Buffett, Paul Simon, Bonnie Raitt, Rolling Stones, Grand Funk, Howard stern and Batman and Robbin Quivers and the Temptations and "Because Rocks" featuring "Rodrigo y Babriela & amp." (They blow me away)

Movies:

I love watching depressing movies because they give me an excuse to cry. I guess its time I came out of the closet. I'm gay. I just love dressing up in women's clothes. I just hope my kids don't find out. "let me have your tweezers, I think I found something". (Frank Zappa//Dinah-Moe Humm)

Television:

Television puts you in a coma, just like a good shot of smack. It would be better if you could roll the tv up in plastic warp and smoke it. blunts stink!

Books:

I love reading all of the classics......... Actually, I'm functionally illiterate and can't read. From watching the news, I think its better that way. I hear so much bullshit, that I'm happy to be illiterate.

Heroes:

Frank Zappa, Howard Stern, Richard Pryor, John Lennon, and my shrink.

My Blog

At the Crack of Dawn

Thor-  Why did you post that bulletin announcing an open crack house? ang-   I thought it would be cool to have a coming out party, anyway, I got up at the crack of Dawn this morning an...
Posted by The Blog Father on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:30:00 PST

"Is your mother still hot"?

ang-  I asked a while ago whether any of you had the hots for your school teacher, and I received some interesting responses.      I got to thinking about an ol...
Posted by The Blog Father on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:38:00 PST

I thought they stopped

Thor-  Those my space people are some ignorant motherfuckers. You know, they don't have to assault you with those stupid pop-ups. What a bunch of ass-holes. ang-   Yea it is kind of ann...
Posted by The Blog Father on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:41:00 PST

Gay Thoughts

Thor-  Have you ever wondered why there isn't a female version of Hooters? ang-   Not until I saw their add on my space. Thor-  Harry's  Balls, what a great idea for a re...
Posted by The Blog Father on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:03:00 PST

Say yes!

Thor-  Ang, don't you think your drug jokes are crossing the line? ang-   Would you like a long skinny line or a short fat one? Thor-  That's not funny. ang-   It will be...
Posted by The Blog Father on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:25:00 PST

Smile

Thor-  Yo ang, did you get a look at the hungry smiley? ang-   So it has a red tongue, so what? Thor-  Well it could be the sign of the Devil. ang-   I don't think Tom is...
Posted by The Blog Father on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:34:00 PST

Oh Black Betty blam-a-lam

Thor-  Oh Black Betty blam-a-lam. Oh Black Betty blam-a-lam....... ang-   Thor! You're driving me nuts singing that song. Please stop it. "The damn thing's gone wild blam-a-lam". See, n...
Posted by The Blog Father on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:21:00 PST

Oh Black Betty

Woo OH Black Betty blam-a-lam. Oh Black Betty blam-a-lam............ Thor-  What a kick ass song. So, ang have you decided what name you're going to use? ang-   What do you mean? I hav...
Posted by The Blog Father on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:08:00 PST

Held over by popular request.

     I've had so much fun with my word game below that I'll just keep it going until everyone has  their fucking say. SAY What?        ...
Posted by The Blog Father on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:53:00 PST

I just got a great idea for a contest.

     Sure sex sells, but I'm Bord with sex right now (no I'm not), so I just got this great idea for a contest.      Using a maximum of 40 words see how many ti...
Posted by The Blog Father on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:10:00 PST