angry men in suits, bad covers, bad teeth, banal sex, banjos, basil rathbone, beethoven, bill bailey, bobby sixkiller, catholicism, chauvinism, cheesy goth rock, chivalry, communism, concept albums, conquest and brotherhood, contortion, cross dressing, crying and masturbating, cuba, dancing like a goth, distress of the wrong, diz-dom, dragonforce lyrics, dudes in lycra tights, east germany, eastern bloc, exclusion of cheerful, fetal position, fighting like gentlemen, fishing, gaijin, grandpas, gunishment, harpsichords, heavy metal, hero metal, horseshoe pitching, inappropriate use of chopsticks, ireland, jihad, joy, keith richards, key changes, kinky friedman, kuminism, lorenzo lamas, louise brooks, mad scientists, mana, marxism, mary poppins, masculinity, masturbatory guitar solos, mechanical pencils, men hugging each other, mens clothes, metal operas, mildred's boobs, mother of london, motorbikes, musical saw, my belly, my fake british accent, old men, omar sharif, pensioners, peter o'toole, pirates, pocket watches, poofy sleeves, post punk, power metal, prince charming, prince harry, prog rock, richard harris, ridiculously long power-ballads, russia, scotch, senior citizens, shakespeare, shatner impressions, shatner's basoon, shopping trollies, singing phonetically, smoking, snogging ugly dudes, songs about genghis khan, soviet union, square jaws, stephan hawking, surprises, tchotchkes, teen angst, tesco tunics, the chinese, the colonies, the great manowar, the necrowizard, the path of metal, the queen's english, the tiger lillies, three piece suits, tony blair, tweed, ugly, unicorns, ussr, viagra, vintage meat, visual kei, vladmir lenin, vladwatch, white hair, whitechapel massive, wilfrid brambell, world war one, ye olde, your accent, yungfuktoi, ???, ?????????????
Lovely assistants. People with stupid goth names. Mongolians.
Wanna be my friend? Terrific. Splendid, even. I'll have a scotch and soda, no ice. Cheers.
You don't need to ask to be added.
I honour all friends requests unless you're a nazi or some spastic with his nob out.
PROFESSIONAL ENQUIRIES:
Models, photographers, stylists, film makers, etc. interested in collaborating: please send all correspondence to
yungfuktoi (at) hotmail (dot) com. I do not frequent the comparative gash that is MySpace mail.
Leave me a comment, or, even better, leave me a haiku.
I read and appreciate all of your comments, but note that I probably will not have the opportunity to reply.
Power metal, heavy metal, 80's industrial, early jazz, post punk, high goth (harpsichord optional), anything where dudes in leather rock the vibrato
Adagio, Adam and the Ants, ADX, Accept, Angeles Del Infierno, Anthem, Anthrax, Archontes, Aria, Armored Saint, Attrition, Avenger, Bela Bartok, Big Black, Boris, Cabaret Voltaire, Cacophony, Captain Beefheart, Celtic Frost, Cherni Kofe, Cranes, Crimson Glory, The Damned, Diamanda Galas, Das Ich, Devo, Dir En Grey, Django Reinhardt, Earth, Earthshaker, Einsturzende Neubauten, Engine Kid, Ezo, Faith No More, Family Fodder, The Flaming Doo-Dits, Flatbacker, Faust, Foetus, GGFH, Galneryus, Gamma Ray, Goatsnake, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Gogol Bordello, Helloween, Iron Maiden, Iron Savior, Jah Wobble, Jesu, Judas Priest, Kate Bush, Killing Joke, Klaus Nomi, Kleenex, kronos Quartet, Kruiz, Laibach, Lee Presson and the Nails, Legendary Pink Dots, Leningrad, Leningrad Cowboys, Loudness, Manic Street Preachers, Manilla Road, Manowar, Mekons, Melvins, Merzbow, Metal Church, Metalucifer, Ministry, Neurosis, nin, Nitzer Ebb, Nurse With Wound, Pere Ubu, Pigface, PIL, Prefab Sprout, Racer X, Rhapsody (of... fire?), Roxy Music, Roy Orbison, Running Wild, Samael, Severed Heads, Slayer, Sortilege, Stratovarius, Sunn O))), Swans, Talking Heads, Taraf De Haidouks, Teardrop Explodes, Terasbetoni, Testament, Tiger Lillies, Throbbing Gristle, Thrones, Tuxedomoon, Queensryche, Ulan Bator, Ultravox, Ulver, Velvet Underground, Vladimir Vysotsky, Warlock, Ween, Whitehouse, Wire, X Japan, X Ray Spex, Zeni Geva
The one where they all die in the end....
Ooooo vudge welcome
Ones with buildings
Bobby Sixkiller, Sybil Fawlty, Scott Deathboy, Bill Hicks, my fella, my dog.