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Beth Schumann

They said draw for the line up order. I choked and made a stick figure.

About Me

I work hard, play hard, and get a lot of roughage in my diet.

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From Crackle: Elizabeth Schumann - Bipolar Disorder ..

Invited Performer, 2007 Boston Comedy Festival!

My Interests

I love to lomo! Check out my lomohome at www.lomohomes.com/bschumann

I'd like to meet:

Dalai Lama. I'd like to know who does his hair.

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Music:

David Bowie

My Blog

B-12 and other deficiencies

Okay, now I'm really ticked off. First the high triglyceride thing. Wouldn't you know, one of the best ways to get a handle on that is to quit drinking. Now the B-12 thing. B-12 anemia, which I now ap...
Posted by Beth Schumann on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:05:00 PST

Triglycerides

Just got the bad news that my triglycerides are too high. Basically that means I'll have to cut way back on drinking (alcohol seems to be especially bad for the triglyceride count) and start exercisin...
Posted by Beth Schumann on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:03:00 PST

Tagged

I've been "tagged" so I have to participate. But first the rules...The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself". People who get tagged need to write a blog of ...
Posted by Beth Schumann on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:31:00 PST

I am definitely breaking THIS chain

BEWARE OF THE BULLETIN WITH THE SUBJECT: PregnancyIt is not a birth announcement, or a fertility tip, or anything useful. It's a stupid chain. A stupid chain that ends with the following:Did you know...
Posted by Beth Schumann on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST

Chutzpah? I'll tell you who has chutzpah!

The show was over, but just. Matt and I were sitting there waiting for a good time to go get the tip jar. I felt pretty good about my performance overall, but I did have a horrible headache.Unexpected...
Posted by Beth Schumann on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:24:00 PST

Dweezil? For sheezil my neezil!

I'm going to marry Dweezil Zappa.He doesn't know it yet. Also, my husband doesn't know it yet, but he's not on MySpace, so let's keep it to ourselves until the plan is firm, huh?Mrs. Dweezil Zappa. Be...
Posted by Beth Schumann on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:12:00 PST