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comedian Justin McClure

I'm the jaded one with pop insensitivity

About Me


By justinmcclure at 2008-05-21

NOTHING REAL CAN BE THREATENED.
NOTHING UNREAL EXISTS.
IT'S LIKE WE NEVER KNEW EACH OTHER AT ALL, BUT WE WERE 'ONE' THE ENTIRE TIME


By justinmcclure , shot with NIKON D70 at 2008-05-02
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? - Marianne Williamson (not Nelson Mandela) Watch this vid: 'ASSES ARE LIKE SNOWFLAKES'
Asses are like Snowflakes
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You got me all wrong, and maybe I'm not at all down and out, but I've been buzzed off this cheap red wine and I don't give a shit what I'm rambling right now.
Don't you know who I am? I'm the jaded one with pop insensitivity and incorrigible ways.
When I finish struggling with my comfort and overt taciturn we can make our way to the dance floor and stand like strangers in an elevator stuck between stories.
oh yeah, I always found myself in the middle of your boring stories. The ennui of you manifested itself through your own malfeasance.
Everything I do is wrong, but I seem to do that right. These words are incongruous even to themselves...I'm the idiot, I always have been. You, ya know, you were my favorite, how did that feel? You forgot to ask me if I cared what any of you thought about me...

The clip above is beautiful..please watch all of it. Most won't get it, but thats why it's beautiful. Find your truth, it's all you really have.
- The late Bill Hicks

My Interests

* God (the love in all of us)
* Philosophy, Psychology
* Animals (english bulldogs, big dogs)
* A Course in Miracles
* Performing comedy, artist
* Working out, running, cycling, triathlons
* Progressive artistic rock
* Playing guitar
* Meditation
* Genuine conversations with anyone
* Kindness and benevolence * Language and linguistics
* Pursuing equanimity by living a simple life
* Understanding my contribution to this wonderful universe
* Impetuous behavior
* Chicanery and my overall incorrigible ways
* Squidbillies!

I'd like to meet:


my dad. he died when I was 3. whats it like to have a father?

.....Other than that I just want to meet fate, which I meet everyday. Now it's time to talk about you. I found I became a much more interesting person once I showed a genuine interest in others, so whats going on in your life?

Music:

*FAVORITES*

Chiodos
The Used
Dance Gavin Dance
DrowningMan
TOOL
2Pac
Phoenix Mourning
Deftones
Aereogramme
Coheed and Cambria
Thursday
Team Sleep
Every Time I Die

Movies:

Raising Arizona is my favorite movie of all time.

What the Bleep Do We Know, Wedding Crashers, City of God, Buffalo 66, Requiem for a Dream, Good Will Hunting, Kids, Malcolm X, Gummo, Julien Donkey Boy, Raising Arizona, Talented Mr Ripley, Neverending Story, Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Memento, Magnolia, Meet the Parents, Zoolander, Anchorman, Manufacturing Consent, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine, Donnie Darko, Army of Darkness, Philadelphia

Television:

SQUIDBILLIES is my favorite show!!!

Channels I watch: CourtTV, TLC, Discovery Channel, Comedy Central, AdultSwim.Here are some good shows: The Office, Simpsons, Reno 911, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, MST3K, TV Funhouse (Robert Smigel)Chapelle Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Court TV (forensic shows), the Simpsons!, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Ultimate Fighter (UFC).

Books:

A Course in Miracles

Heroes:

EARLY CUYLER!!

Boss Hog, Old Yeller, BJ and the Bear, Gargamel, my uncle Cooter, Bocephus, Yosemite Sam, your granny....Actually my heroes are anyone who puts others before them (genuinely) and anyone who is kind to all. I love my sister, I love my family, I love to love the people I am close to- I often find myself being too generous, but thats ok...

My Blog

MY BLOG IS ON BLOGSPOT - PLEASE READ/SUBSCRIBE

I keep an active blog on blogspot which details my internal ramblings, things I think are funny, and typical pensive cognition: JUSITNKMCCLURE.BLOGSPOT.COM.** PLEASE READ, BOOKMARK, AND SUBSCRIBE TO M...
Posted by comedian Justin McClure on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:39:00 PST

Panacea to end all Earthquakes!!

Everyone in California is scared for the next big earthquake- DON'T BE. I have the solution to eliminate all future earthquakes...pollute and contaminate the environment as much as possible, do everyt...
Posted by comedian Justin McClure on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:53:00 PST

Porn Tards

Porn is boring. It's all been done before...we've seen it all so many times. But there is a new wave of porn talent shaking of the industry, they are going to revolutionize the porn industry - they ca...
Posted by comedian Justin McClure on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:34:00 PST

Enough with your organic foods. Cram it.

If I hear another person tell me about organic foods I'm going to give a baby a diaper wedgie. What is this obsession with organic foods? I don't get it.The other day I had a banana and my friend was ...
Posted by comedian Justin McClure on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:44:00 PST

'Boys Gone Wild'. Where are those videos?

Here is the question: Where are the 'Boys Gone Wild' videos? Are girls the only one's going wild? I don't think so. I know right now there a group of drunk fraternity boys pushing over newspaper stand...
Posted by comedian Justin McClure on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 04:17:00 PST

Naming Hurricanes and Tornados

I'm not so scared of hurricanes, but they could make hurricanes more ominous if they gave them scary names.  Who is scared of a hurricane named Kristina? Come on, what is scary about  a Kris...
Posted by comedian Justin McClure on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 10:15:00 PST

Jamba Juice imbroglio

People think Jamba Juice is healthy, but it's not, might as well drink a bag of sugar with a shot of water, cause thats what you are getting, but from time to time I like to get a Jamba Juice. They al...
Posted by comedian Justin McClure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beware of Energy Drinks!!!

I feel kinda wound up cause I just had an energy drink. These energy drinks give us a lot of energy, but I'm not sure they are that healthy for us. I drank an energy drink the other day, looked on the...
Posted by comedian Justin McClure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wearing a Pro Jersey doesn't make you an Athlete (makes you a moron)

Wearing a Pro uniform doesn't make you an athlete- it makes you a moron. so the other day I was at a nudist colony, or as I like to call it....the 24 hour fitness locker room and I saw this guy i...
Posted by comedian Justin McClure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gay sex burns more calories!

Guys you having trouble getting into shape? Having trouble trimming off that blubber? Ive got the workout program for you. Ive designed a revolutionary weight loss program that is guaranteed to get y...
Posted by comedian Justin McClure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST