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About Me

Cody Woods is a stand up comedian in the Bay Area.On his free time, he likes to do very unproductive stuff and write things about himself in 3rd person.Which proves that he is just like every other person in the entertainment industry because he has a huge ego.Cody has performed at many places such as:The San Jose Improv Comedy Club, Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club, The Blue Lagoon Bar and Dance Club, Kimball's Dance Club, Stanford University's 750 Pub, Stanford University's Havannah Room, Stanford University's Kriesge Auditorium, Red Rock Cafe, Grant and Green Bar, Foothill University, Senore's Pizza, some beach in Hawaii, and much more.Cody has also worked with many big name comedians, writers, magicians, hypnotists and musicians. He does realize that just because he has worked with big names, that doesn't negate the fact that he is still a no name, rendering him no reason to list such things as a credential. However, Cody choses to ignore this and type it anyway.Cody is in denial. On second thought.... no he isn't.He also has daddy issues.Every Tuesday Cody runs a show at Stanford University for free.That's right. Free.Cody forgot to put an asterisk next to "free" in the last line.If you wish to get in contact with Cody, you can message him. The message button is commonly located below the profile picture. Double click on the "message" button and choose a body of text that reflects the intentions of the reason why you wish to contact him. After you are done press send.Cody will then delete your message.Myspace Layouts

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I'd like to meet:

I’d like to meet me in 5 years and ask him for advice.Then I’d like to meet me in 10 years and ask advice from him too. Cause the 5 year guy was probably fuckin with me.

My Blog

History

I always liked history class in school, but I knew it could never be useful. Kind of like a philosphy major. Every time I questioned it every teacher I ever had always answered with something in the ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 01:29:00 GMT

Holy shit! You have a touch screen phone?

So I just got a new phone recently. I went in to the local Verizon and I had some cash to spend. I decided to go for the LG Envy instead of the Blackberry Touch or any of the other touch screen phone...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 07:59:00 GMT

Chris Brown lays the smack down

on Rihanna. Or however the fuck you spell it. But, on a more serious note: It just goes to show, ladies, that you can't judge a book by it's cover. I totally didn't see that coming. I was under the i...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:42:00 GMT

Jesse Jackson Cries During Obama Speech

Jesse Jackson cried during the Obama speech along with many others.But, I don't think Jesse was crying because Obama got elected.I'm sure he was thinking: "Oh shit. A black man was just elected presid...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:12:00 GMT

Hypothetical question

I hate hypothetical questions.They get annoying. Do you ever just sit around with your friends and you get that one friend that just jumps out of the blue: "Hey, dude, would you fuck a bison for a mil...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 05:53:00 GMT

I am the God of Words

So, I've come to the conclusion that I am the God of Words. I've even decided that it is going to be my new nickname. Nicknames are usually chosen by other people, but I don't care. Besides,...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 03:36:00 GMT

Welcome

Well, this is the new page. Welcome. Kind of a change of scenery with the blog. I kinda like it. Anyway, thanks for adding my new page. It’s going to keep growing too....
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:18:00 GMT