Whycome gay marriage is kinda booty |
I call myself a lesbian. I'm not really, I just say that to get more pussy.As a designated gay, I'm expected to be really thrilled by the California Supreme Court's ruling to allow gay marriageBUTCEPT...
Posted by Margaret France on Fri, 16 May 2008 10:36:00 PST |
OMFG TMI |
I teach English at the college level, so we can swear and be real and stuff. Sometimes when a student can't get a paper in on time, the realness is more than I can handle.Witness this recent email:Sub...
Posted by Margaret France on Tue, 06 May 2008 06:13:00 PST |
Yakima, and the softer side of France |
Most people in Washington live in the "Sleepless in Seattle" part of the state. I was raised in the "Sleepless with Some Cattle" region. People who have never been to my home town laugh as soon as I ...
Posted by Margaret France on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:28:00 PST |
Canada, will you choo-choo-choose me? (special VD edition!) |
I love Canada. It's no coincidence that they have liberal policies toward marriage, marijuana and sex work, because if marriage is the best thing since sliced bread, then pot and prostitution is the p...
Posted by Margaret France on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:51:00 PST |
My super-secret Oscar picks! |
As a culturally aware person, I have a certain need to see the movies up for Best Picture before the Oscars. As a pervert, I have a certain need to see the movies up for Best Picture before downloadin...
Posted by Margaret France on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:31:00 PST |
it takes a thief |
Whole Foods just opened down my block. I think it's so super that you can sample everything with the little cups that I just come in, grab a bunch and chow down. A friend of mine tried to tell me that...
Posted by Margaret France on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:03:00 PST |
Do a bunny good! |
If you all would be so kind, I'm trying to win a radio contest where I get to extract wisdom from the very funny, very bitcherific Lisa Lampenelli. If you would be so kind as to click here and rate my...
Posted by Margaret France on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:52:00 PST |
The Cadillac of Holiday Cheer |
I am an adult. I am not a 70 year old adult, as my profile says, but I'm still pretty darn full-grown. Do the math from my graduation years, and you'll see. As an adult, with friends, I feel moved to ...
Posted by Margaret France on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:06:00 PST |
warm fuzzies |
Here is my epiphany for the week:Call me behind the times, but did anyone else notice that widespread awareness of the dirty sanchez coincided with the moustache's brief comeback? What does this mean?...
Posted by Margaret France on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:17:00 PST |
The Edumacatrix |
As many of you know, I use my comedy habit to support my dream of traveling the world edumacafying the peoples with my mad English skillz. In the exotic climes of Asia, Europe, and even eastern Washin...
Posted by Margaret France on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:32:00 PST |
