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Comedian LC Monty Jr.

When you’re on a mission you don’t need permission

About Me

Well I love doing Stand up Comedy IT'S MY FIRST LOVE, strumming my guitar relaxes me, doing stand up comedy allows me to vent and to get things off my chest, what ever bothers me in life becomes comedy, from my lazy ass mail man... to my neighbor who always leaves the gate open that surrounds our four family flat but when he walks inside of his own apartment he closes and locks the door behind him..to me that's like telling a burglar I don't want you braking into my house, but feel free to walk into the yard and find another way in... I'M INTO TRUTH VALUE WITH A TWIST RATHER THAN SHOCK VALUE, I TRY TO LET MY PERFORMENCE SPEAK FOR IT SELF, BUT I'M COMING WITH THE HOLD KITCHEN, FROM DOING STRAIT STAND-UP COMEDY. TO IMPRESSIONS, AND PLAYING ORIGINAL COMEDY SONGS ON MY GUITAR. If you spoke to me on the streets you would never guess that I was a standup comedian because I'm not always on.... I believe the reason that people relate to me is because what I'm thinking... is what they're thinking also, If you don't want to talk about it, don't worry I'll say it for us all... I'm a comic for the people... Catch my act and get the full Monty... I'm let-en it all hang out

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My Interests

Playing guitar, writing music, making people laugh, teaching and being taught. if you think that you know something but you really don't know it, you well never know it..................

I'd like to meet:

MOTOWN'S GREATEST LIVING LEGEND! SMOKEY ROBINSON.................. AND I WOULD LOVE TO MEET UP WITH EVERY COMEDAIN THAT I..VE HAD THE OPPORTUITY TO WORK WITH IN THE PASS WHO'S INSPIRATION I CARRY WITH ME.... TOMMY DAVIDSON... DAMON WAYONS....CHARLES FLASHER... ROBERT TOWNSEND... ROBIN WILLIAMS.. HOWE MENDEL.. ARSENIO HALL... THE MIDNIGHT SWINGER... MARK ANTOINE.. PAUL MOONEY... AND IF THEY WERE HERE, THE LATE GRATE ROBIN HAIRESS AND SAM KENISON.......

Music:

Earth wind and fire, The commodores and Michael Jackson he's still bad! Brian Mcknight, Sade... Donny Hathaway, Baby Face Hootie & the Blowfish... R.Kelly... Tonie Rich, AND THE LATE GREAT LUTHER VANDROS. Smoky Robinson, The Temptations Gladis Knight oh! I'm a Motown Baby what can i say?

Movies:

The out law Josie Whales, Dancing w/ wolves, GoodFellas, Casino, Glory and the Color Purple

Television:

Forensic Files, I like watching Cops, C S I, first 48, City Confidential any program on Court T.V. History & the Discovery Channel. For comedy relief, I watch My Wife and Kids W/Damon Wayans, Bernie Mac, and Martin, Sienfeld, I'm not going to let Michaell Richardson mess it up for me, but everytime he stumbles through a doorway, I cringe.... Chapell show re-runs, I get it Dave! But Handle your business it aint mine LOL.....

Books:

The Color Purple and anything by Dean Koontz

Heroes:

MY MOTHER! She raised SIX Children in the Projects and aint none of them on Parole, right now....... and Sammy Davis Jr. HE KNOCKED DOWN DOORS AND DID IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

Hooked on Plastic

       I can't believe people are getting hooked on plastic surgery come on, If little Bobby needs a set of braises but your saving up for cologne Injections you  mi...
Posted by Comedian LC Monty Jr. on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:48:00 PST

Stuck On Stupid

My cousin called me, invited me to her birthday party, I said I can attend; See I have insomnia so when the sleep comes I've got to take advantage of it. She grunted and said "Hum" and hung up on...
Posted by Comedian LC Monty Jr. on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:11:00 PST