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Rich ~ The artist formerly known as Mango

About Me

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My Interests

Fishing for mermaids!

I'd like to meet:

Brad Pitts brother, Arm!This picture is of "Americas sexiest man", along with Norma Jean and Tom Selleck!

Music:

The Partridge Family meets Led Zeppelin

Movies:

Josephine: What's in the basket? Duane Bradley: [laughs] My brother!From the movie Basket Case.

Television:

Addicted to fishing, yule log burning, blank screen t.v., Teenage Mutant Ninja Crab Lice, Informercials for mensa members, Casper the friendly Honky

Books:

Chicken soup for the stomachBy Noodles BrothCHAPTER 1 How to pimp your donut ho. My webpage gives great text and will fake orgasms! If it comes home early without enough of the benjamins, As Bob Marley would say: 'I'm Ben - jammin Mon!Needless to say, Pimpdaddy won't be happy. I've made a lot of cash on this ho webpage. You can pimp out your webpage too! - just supply the condoms and be ready to bail it out of jail. Become Pimpwebby of the year! Say 'ello to my little friend. Say goodnight to the bad guy. I always tell the truth, even when I lie.

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Heroes:

Spiderman - you can only defeat him by kicking him in the tentacles!

My Blog

The Single Life with Sam Phillips

Last night I was on the The Single Life radio show with Sam Phillips, 97.1 FM   I was introduced as Buddha, and my friend Jason MacLeod was God. One of my ad libs was a callback to earlier i...
Posted by Standup Guy on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:49:00 PST

Getting Stronger

I'm sure you've heard the axiom, "What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger." Yet, how true is this? I'm sure the guy who went into the hospital and had the wrong foot amputated doesn't believe...
Posted by Standup Guy on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:47:00 PST

Tim

People come in and out of our lives all the time. Some are forgotten, some become distant memories, some come to mind on special occasions, and then there are those who l...
Posted by Standup Guy on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:19:00 PST

Movie Review of the Week

Primeval: First off let me say, "this movie sucked," save your money and rent such classics as: Plan 9 From Outer Space, Basket Case,  or some other B-Horror films.  At least your expectati...
Posted by Standup Guy on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:47:00 PST

Finger licking good!

 I  love to eat chicken, my favorite is wings. I must have eaten over 10,000 chicken wings over the last few years. I stopped after I heard a strange sound at my front yard last we...
Posted by Standup Guy on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:09:00 PST

My unfunny poem

Rain like tears rolls down my windowsillClouds drift by as I'm without you stillNow there's a rainbow breaking through the mistBeneath the sky where we once kissedAnd you're floating through my mindL...
Posted by Standup Guy on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:32:00 PST

The Moustache

Through the years I've found that a moustache (or lack of one) really makes a difference. Women I have known definitely have a preference.  In the 80's I met a very attractive young lad...
Posted by Standup Guy on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:22:00 PST

Breaking Up

I broke up with my ex because she insisted the German Shepherd sleep in the same bed with us. He was a sheep herder from Berlin named Hans. While pretending to grab a pillow, he  would&...
Posted by Standup Guy on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:23:00 PST