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joey eagan

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About Me

I am a bitter, old, angry and jaded bald man. However, I'm a lot of fun to be around considering I am quite volatile and easily upset. I am also gay, but I don't want anyone to know. I live in Riverside. If anyone knew I was gay, I'd be dragged into the nearest church, which would be a couple of yards away at best (Riverside has twice as many churches as gas stations) where I would burst into flames immediately. Then I would spend all eternity BURNING IN HELL for my sins. See why I don't want anyone to know?!

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My Interests

cooking, camping, hiking, theatre, stand-up comedy

I'd like to meet:

ellen degeneres, jim gaffigan, lily tomlin, julie louis dreyfus, molly shannon, julia sweeny, bob newhart..

Music:

movie scores, classical, jazz, adult contemporary

Movies:

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hostile, Back to the Future, Moulin Rouge, Evita

Television:

I don't watch much TV

Books:

Anything by Jonathan Kellerman

Heroes:

My partner of 24 years.

My Blog

Literally

"I mean, literally..." A friend of mine asked me what I was doing for Mother's Day. I told him I wasn't doing anything, because my Mother is dead. He had a look of surprise and discomfort on his fa...
Posted by joey eagan on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:38:00 PST

Confessions of a Wanna-be Comedian: Part Two

Confessions of a Wanna-be Comedian PART TWO: My next confession is; of all the bits I had written, the ones that I'd been refining to fit the required format was all related to my sexuality. Sudde...
Posted by joey eagan on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:44:00 PST

I worry.

  "I Worry" I find myself worrying needlessly about everything. Not that there's ever needful worrying. We all know it doesn't help to worry. Unless, of course, you're ignoring something importa...
Posted by joey eagan on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:17:00 PST

Confessions of a Wanna-be Comedian

Confessions of a Wanna-be Comedian PART ONE: I wish I had kept track of the number of times I've been "on stage" (meaning performing in front of other people, not necessarily an audience, but somet...
Posted by joey eagan on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:35:00 PST