Myspace Dead |
Even though Myspace laid off a third of its employees, gets less daily visits than facebook in North America and is pretty much dead, I would still like to blog about something that means a lot to me....
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:13:00 GMT |
Ode To Humilating Cripples |
A couple of weeks ago Gordon Downs tried to congratulate Bucky after his awesome set by giving him a pat on the back. However Bucky took this opportunity to fall out of his wheel chair and poured Gord...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:36:00 GMT |
Never is a very long time |
Maybe a little too long. :/
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 11:04:00 GMT |
Goodbye, my friend. |
Last night I made an announcement at the La Jolla Comedy Store. One that no one took seriously. I will have to make it again for those of you that did not attend last night's show or just thought i wa...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:32:00 GMT |
Remember Lex Luger |
After this controversial bulletin, a couple of my (now former) myspace friends deleted me off their friends list. (Start from bottom.)----------------- Original Message -----------------From: BRUCE JI...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:30:00 GMT |
Just give me a brake... light. |
Earlier today I was eating at Carl's Jr and this woman backed into my parked car and broke my right brake light. I went up to her and she apologized for hitting my car and then gets ready to go back i...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:56:00 GMT |
Rejected by George Bush |
On Wednesday, September 11, I called President Bush to invite him to do a small cameo apperance for my next comedy show. He refused and was very rude. I taped the conversation to use it in court:"Hell...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:05:00 GMT |
Egg Hunt of Dreams |
Earlier today this five year old girl walked up to me and showed me the Easter basket her parents gave her this past Easter. She was excited about the candy she got and when she was beginning to tell ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:38:00 GMT |
Unprofessioniality |
I always hate starting out on a new job. Especially when the people that are training you are very unprofessional. The guy that was "training" me today was on his cell phone the entire day. It wouldn&...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:22:00 GMT |
Wow... |
Performing at the Brea Improv was the greatest comedy experience ever. The club was packed and just had this awesome high class atmosphere that I've never been apart of in a comedy club. After the sho...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:53:00 GMT |
