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Michael Jordan

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About Me

GERBITS- half gerble and half rabbit:

I am in the process of having several of my comedy sketches recorded onto a cd (and Gerbits is one of them) and it will be available in the very near future! Included will be a 'bloopers' track 'cause we had so much fun recording them that the mistakes just HAD to be included!I was married almost 37 years...to the same woman...(it was cheaper to keep her! HA!) I have two great kids, six most excellent grand kids (a special shout out to LOVEBUG and BLING BLING).

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I'd like to meet:

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I'd like to meet Bob Nelson, Brian Haley, Norm McDonald, Damon Wayans, Jack Nicholson, Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Allison Kraus, Monty Python, Robin Williams, Andie MacDowell (Groundhog Day), Chris Rock, Carol Cane (remember her? She was in Transylvania 6-5000: "I'm hhhhhelpin' ya!" and she was also the winged angel of Christmas in 'Scrooged': "Hello Cujo." One of the funniest ladies ever.) Meeting God would be pretty cool but just a visit for now! An alien (no, NOT from Mexico! An extraterrestrial!) Gary Larson (The Far Side)Nikolai Tesla (yes, I know he's dead!).

My Blog

COMEDY SKETCH CD COMING SOON

I am in the process of recording several of my comedy sketches onto a cd and should be available very soon.  Included will be a 'bloopers' track 'cause we had so much darn fun while recording that the...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:29:00 GMT

THE I-10 MEMORIAL HIGHWAY

I recently drove to Los Angeles to visit my son and his family.  Having always taken I-40, I decided to mix up the scenery a little and decided to take I-10.  I had plenty of time and enjoyed the scen...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:59:00 GMT

A BAD JUDGE OF DISTANCES

As I have lots of time on my handsthese days, I decided to get backinto hiking.  The Sandia andManzano mountains just east ofAlbuquerque have a plethora oftrails ranging from novice to professional an...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 08:44:00 GMT

TIRED OF MEN LOOKING AT YOUR BOOBS?

Face it, ladies.  Men like boobs...tata's...sweater  puppets...call them what you will, we like them.  A LOT!  And it doesn't matter what size they are, we're gonna look.  And...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:39:00 GMT

SO I’M UGLY

SO I'M UGLY  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   I've been ugly all my life It started with my birth They formed a line Whacking my behind As a welcom...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:37:00 GMT

PERFUME & COLOGNE

Don't you think the makers of women's perfume and men's cologne have got it all wrong?  When's the last time you saw a man stop and smell flowers and REALLY like it?  I mean REEEEEALLY ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:56:00 GMT

DEAD PEOPLE ON MYSPACE!

Have you noticed how many DEAD PEOPLE have a MySpace profile?  I'm not talking about people that had a profile, then kicked the bucket.  I'm talking about people that have been dead for EONS...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:51:00 GMT

Fourth of July fun...or...the big BOOM

Well, the Fourth of July just isn't what it used to be.  In the 'good ol' days', there weren't restrictions on how high your rockets could go blasting into the sky.  Firecrackers used to be ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:02:00 GMT

CAPTCHA’S

Alright, enough's enough!  What Einstein thought that making you type a captcha to reply to bulletins or making comments was a good idea?  They are probably for enhancing security, but when ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:39:00 GMT

ADVICE

As I am older than most people that will read this, I decided to share some 'life lessons' from my personal life.  If only one of these helps someone, then my job here is done. 1.   You...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:38:00 GMT