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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jerry Stiller, Bill Cosby, Robert Klein, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Dave Chappelle, Kim Lyons, Shandi (again).

Music:

Al Green, Frank Sinatra, Tupac, Gwen Stefani, ACDC, Ice Cube, Hunter Hill, that Janice guy, Albery Puljos, Aerosmith, Britney Spears, Cher, Candace Cameron, Hunter Hill, Hunter Hill, An ice cream cone, Black Oak Arkansas, Mick Martin and the Blues Rockers, Huey Lewis and the News, Gweneth Paltrow, My brother in the shower (His music, not him being in the shower) Anything with Cowbell and light munitions

Movies:

Anchorman & Elf

Television:

Biggest Loser, The Office, Cheers reruns, Law and Order SVU, House, Survivor, Kid Nation, Bionic Woman, Life, Jerricho (RIP), DIRT, Big Brother, Celebrity Apprentice, Last Comic Standing, Cold Case, Without a Trace, Cold Case, any show without CSI in the title, TMZ, anything with Ayeshia Tyler or Chelsea Handler, OJ trials, and the one guy that's a cut up on that one show. Do you guys remember that guy named "Boner" on that one show?

Books:

I like books. Books have so many words and stuff, books are fantastic. Some are short, some are long, some have lots of pages. They are so important to the govermint.

Heroes:

Hayden Pennettiere, and those other heroes, but mostly just Hayden.

My Blog

24 Hour Comedy Event. Benefit for a great cause!

Hosted By: Tom McClainWhen: Wednesday May 28, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere: Laughs Unlimited1207 Front StreetOld Sacramento, CA 95814United StatesDescription:Tom McClain Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Tom McClain Comedy on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:22:00 PST

On Track?

At night, before I sleep, I say a simple prayer. "Please open the doors that I am supposed to go through, and close the doors that lead to nowhere." Sometimes I wish life was like the cars at Disneyla...
Posted by Tom McClain Comedy on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:41:00 PST

On Track?

At night, before I sleep, I say a simple prayer. "Please open the doors that I am supposed to go through, and close the doors that lead to nowhere." Sometimes I wish life was like the cars at Disneyla...
Posted by Tom McClain Comedy on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:41:00 PST

Barry Bonds

Barry Bonds The best baseball player ever. Period. ..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> What killed me after Barry broke the record on Tuesday night, was the reporters asking him if the record was tainted, or ...
Posted by Tom McClain Comedy on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:00:00 PST

Doin' it!

I finally broke under the 300lb mark! I weighed in at 299lbs last night. My journey began at 344lbs! I know I have a long way to go, but it feels like nothing is going to stop me. So if you are keepin...
Posted by Tom McClain Comedy on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:08:00 PST

The Devil on my shoulder is winning.

I know I just posted people, but I wanted to get you up to speed on my weight loss journey. I have decided that beer is the devil. I let it into my life long enough to mess me all up. Each beer has li...
Posted by Tom McClain Comedy on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:36:00 PST

My weight loss journey is no longer a battle

I have created a new expectation of myself to live for my non-conceived kids. Last year a routine check-up slammed a huge number in my face 344! After looking down to see if the nurse had her foot on ...
Posted by Tom McClain Comedy on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:44:00 PST