The edge of the wasteland |
Enjoying the view from my private balcony at the casino I headlined last night... Freakin' A, I love my job! Kind of looks like I'm vacationing in Fallout 3's wasteland! Chillin' at Ten-Penny Tower, p...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:42:00 GMT |
Hittin' the road... |
Hola gang,Well, after a month of painstaking codin' n clickin', the new website is done and looking right peachy. Yippee Skippy and all that jazz. I'm really proud of it, and it's going to be a great ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:55:00 GMT |
A look into the g33k mind via his coffee table... |
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Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:00:00 GMT |
The ONE MAJOR reason I could NEVER vote for John McCain... |
When American men were fighting and dying on the battlefields of Vietnam, John McCain was spending five years living it up in a Hilton! Our boys are dying, and he's bathing himself in luxury... how UN...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:30:00 GMT |
My friends, it is with great pride and glorious victory, (KAPLAH!), that I present to you... |
...my brand new, professionally shot, edited, and performed, , 8 minute comedy demo. These 8 minutes come from my upcoming DVD, and really is the culmination of four years of hard work, long drives, f...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:25:00 GMT |
A poem before bedtime... |
In the cold, dead vacuum of space,in the cold, dead vacuum of space,there is no good place to sit on my face,in the cold dead vacuum of space!J-Crest.... OUT (of my mind)!
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:34:00 GMT |
"HUGE NEWS!" |
I humbly offer you, Gods of the Interwebs, this poem:Huge News -I'm tired of people telling me they have huge news,when their news is slightly above-average at best.Huge news is, "The Russians are inv...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:58:00 GMT |
... ... ...? |
Soooo... let me get this straight... just so I'm clear......we're all just raisin' McCain?If I had a button that would blow up the earth, I might be a little tempted to push it right now.J-Crest... OU...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:21:00 GMT |
WIN 2 TICKETS TO THE JIMMY TURNER / RICK PULIDO LIVE DVD TAPING! |
Hola gang,Jimmy here! Saturday, October 4th is going to be a very big night, and I want YOU to be there. This show is invite only, and as such, nearly all the seats are already gone. But I just so hap...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:18:00 GMT |
Teh s3xiest picture of me EVAH taken! |
It doesn't get any hotter than that, kids. Needless to say, if you step to me in Unreal 3, there's a very reasonable chance you're going to get your BITCH ASS DROPPED!So, enough nerding. Just wanted t...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:03:00 GMT |
