I’m to real-of-a-nigga to sit here and tell you your hair look cute when it really doesn’t... so anyways... I’m from a small village on a island called Hell Beach. I’m interested in women that can’t speak English... (let that sink in) and I’m also interested in money, although cash isn’t the most important thing in the world... but it is up there next to oxygen. Quoted by the great Cereus B.T. Kingsley.... ok I got a little side tracked... where was I... OH yea pussy! You see pussy is a wonderful thing, it expands... it lubricates shit it even talks to you if you get close enough...ok ok let’s be serious...
I'm lazy i mean really lazy. When I was in the fourth grade i had sexual intercourse with my teacher, Mrs. Stevenson. My grandfather’s last words 2me were, "never trust poor white people and Mexicans that can’t speak Spanish". I like 2 do stand up comedy, steal magazines, play monopoly, watch cartoons with my son, drink apple juice and have sex.
When I was a little youngster I always wanted to drive down a busy street and when someone opens their car door I turn my wheel and take that bitch off. I haven’t did that shit yet but who knows, you know what they say " another day another.....uhhh uh" fuck it, you bitch you must be hella bored if your reading this.... but if not... please continue. The first time I’ve ever jerked off was a little over ten years ago, and you know what... I fucked my life up. So kids if you’re reading this, just say no to your dick. If your dick is anything like mine... of course it’s BIG, but not only that its vastly malevolence...
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